"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why Sosuave actually is an IT support site

Moroder

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Many years ago, I was an IT support guy. The other day, it occurred to me why SS seemed to familiar. If you look at this board from an IT perspective, it's all very obvious:

- Most users come here because they experience connectivity problems with systems of the Woman brand. This is true for novice users as well as experienced professionals, though their issues may differ.

- The most frequent topic is patching problems (s_x), followed by systems incompatibilites (fights), software malfunctions and concerns about setting up private networks (going exclusive) and long-time systems stability (LTR).

- Some users are convinced that if you've seen one Woman system, you've seen them all. Others caution that Woman systems greatly differ according to their configuration, setup and installed software.

- A great deal of time is spent on discussion of communication protocols (phone, text, voicemail, instant messaging) and pings (IOI). Many users a greatly worried about the Woman systems' responsivity (IL). However, seasoned administrators assure that no matter what protocol you use, the aim should be a successful connection.

- Avid readers can learn a lot about faulty systems (BPD), firewalls (zero fücks given attitude) and viruses (STD).

- Most users agree that a solid system setup is essential to avoid problems when dealing with Woman systems. Precautions should encompass location safety (workout), constant firmware updates (self-improvement), solid power supply (nutrition) and a keen awareness for security issues (red flags, behavior monitoring).

- As with every IT community, there are rebel formations advocating the revert to stand-alone systems (MGTOW) or abolition of internal patching (Nofap).

Happy new year!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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mangotot

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The opening poster is a total geek.

I started of in the IT profession many years ago but moved on from it.
 

El Payaso

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Lol.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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hockeyfreak79

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That's clever sh*t, good stuff. 10+yrs IT & getting sick of it!
 

ImTheDoubleGreatest!

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That was a creative comparison. Reading code is like understanding w0manese.

Tell me, how can you hack the system to get what you want with little effort required (aside from the actual 'hacking')?
 

Moroder

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ImTheDoubleGreatest! said:
Tell me, how can you hack the system (...)?
Beats me, IDG. Every guy needs to find his own hack. Well, essentially, you have to be such a irresistible link bait that the system wants to connect with you, not vice versa. Once you're inside the system (haha), you can hack and tweak all you want. ;-)
 
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