"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Why Sosuave actually is an IT support site

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Many years ago, I was an IT support guy. The other day, it occurred to me why SS seemed to familiar. If you look at this board from an IT perspective, it's all very obvious:

- Most users come here because they experience connectivity problems with systems of the Woman brand. This is true for novice users as well as experienced professionals, though their issues may differ.

- The most frequent topic is patching problems (s_x), followed by systems incompatibilites (fights), software malfunctions and concerns about setting up private networks (going exclusive) and long-time systems stability (LTR).

- Some users are convinced that if you've seen one Woman system, you've seen them all. Others caution that Woman systems greatly differ according to their configuration, setup and installed software.

- A great deal of time is spent on discussion of communication protocols (phone, text, voicemail, instant messaging) and pings (IOI). Many users a greatly worried about the Woman systems' responsivity (IL). However, seasoned administrators assure that no matter what protocol you use, the aim should be a successful connection.

- Avid readers can learn a lot about faulty systems (BPD), firewalls (zero fücks given attitude) and viruses (STD).

- Most users agree that a solid system setup is essential to avoid problems when dealing with Woman systems. Precautions should encompass location safety (workout), constant firmware updates (self-improvement), solid power supply (nutrition) and a keen awareness for security issues (red flags, behavior monitoring).

- As with every IT community, there are rebel formations advocating the revert to stand-alone systems (MGTOW) or abolition of internal patching (Nofap).

Happy new year!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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mangotot

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The opening poster is a total geek.

I started of in the IT profession many years ago but moved on from it.
 

El Payaso

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Lol.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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hockeyfreak79

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That's clever sh*t, good stuff. 10+yrs IT & getting sick of it!
 

ImTheDoubleGreatest!

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That was a creative comparison. Reading code is like understanding w0manese.

Tell me, how can you hack the system to get what you want with little effort required (aside from the actual 'hacking')?
 

Moroder

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ImTheDoubleGreatest! said:
Tell me, how can you hack the system (...)?
Beats me, IDG. Every guy needs to find his own hack. Well, essentially, you have to be such a irresistible link bait that the system wants to connect with you, not vice versa. Once you're inside the system (haha), you can hack and tweak all you want. ;-)
 
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