"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why Read?

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Reading SoSuave to get laid. (Or something similar)
 

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what? dude i just said i need REAL reasons why humans should read, this is for school what the hell are you taking about?
 

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To help stimulate the cognitive process.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Is this for college?
 

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HandyAndy said:
no highschool
And your teachers don't know why (or can't teach you why) you should read? :nervous:
 

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its a beginning of the year assignment, were suppoed to convince the teacher why we should or should not read, i dont need your useless help anymore
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Wow, talk about a jerk, they try to help you and you lash out at them?
 

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HandyAndy said:
its a beginning of the year assignment, were suppoed to convince the teacher why we should or should not read, i dont need your useless help anymore
And our tax dollars are going to TRY to educate people like this?

I WAN'T MY FVCKING MONEY BACK!!!! :cuss:
 

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ElStud said:
Wow, talk about a jerk, they try to help you and you lash out at them?
Maybe some people should stick to watching MTV.
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
And your teachers don't know why (or can't teach you why) you should read? :nervous:
You still havnt answered what i needed, i dont care if you think my teacher cant teach me whats good about reading, thats not waht the topic is about, im done, i did it on my own cuz no one here can help me, im not lashing out on anybody, it just went downhill fast..:moon: :moon:
 

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So, anyone know what Brittany, Paris or Lindsay is up to these days?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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HandyAndy said:
I need to write a page long essay on why we should read or not read and why? Any ideas, and real ideas?
Reading is useful for...

- Learning new info for the future. If you know first aid you can save someone.
- Knowledge is power, you can use it to control people and create ideas.
- Reading exercises the mind.
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
So, anyone know what Brittany, Paris or Lindsay is up to these days?
not reading, thats for sure.

so did you read lies my teacher told me by james w loewen
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
So, anyone know what Brittany, Paris or Lindsay is up to these days?
Paris is actually doing society a favor for once! She's suing hallmark in federal court for using her likeness in "that's hot" birthday cards.

Getting rid of thrashy birthday cards with her likeness, AND punishing Hallmark, the inventor of such bu11sh1t holidays as sweetest day.
Two birds with one stone.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0907072hallmark1.html
 

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The physical act of reading is useless and destructive to your eyes.

The mental aspect of reading is far greater. You read to satisfy your human nature; curiosity.

That being said, I almost never pick up a book anymore. If there's a book I want to read, I download the audiobook. I'd rather not need glasses or contacts :)

Two weeks ago I picked up a cd collection containing almost 600 audiobook mp3s. That's the way of the future.
 

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Play the Game said:
Paris is actually doing society a favor for once! She's suing hallmark in federal court for using her likeness in "that's hot" birthday cards.

Getting rid of thrashy birthday cards with her likeness, AND punishing Hallmark, the inventor of such bu11sh1t holidays as sweetest day.
Two birds with one stone.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0907072hallmark1.html
"That's hot!!!"

SEE!!!??? I used quotes so she can't sue me!!! NYAAAAAAAAAA!!! :woo:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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