"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Why keep a cow, when you can get clean fresh milk in the market place?

ducaro

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To those who 'get' the statement...my question is why?
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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MikeYikes122

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Because the dairy department at most grocery stores is cold as hell, and that can be a b!tch to deal with if you're like me and you get cold easily.
 

Interceptor

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Lack of options?
Lack of attraction skills?
Low Self Esteem?
Feelings of unworthiness?
 

Victory Unlimited

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Because you're an animal lover? ...and you've grown really fond of ole' Bessie, maybe?

But here's a few follow up questions:

How easy is it to really get clean, fresh milk in the marketplace these days?????

And also, would you care to share with the rest of us where exactly it is that you shop? :crackup:
 

ducaro

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If you are looking for clean, fresh milk then try Trader Joe's. You can't go wrong.

If you are looking for 'clean fresh milk', then its gotta be good ol' boobsville, the small wonder town. You can't go wrong again. Be nice to me, and i might give you the directions. :D
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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insidious

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Cause I love her and I can't fathom the thought
of slicing her up and parceling her out.

But Ducaro, your strange interpretation of that old truism bends its meaning a lot. It sounds like Borat trying to say it.

In U.S: why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

See the subtle but important difference?
 

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You don't have to slice up a dairy cow to get milk.

And I LIKED the twist ducaro put on it. The "market" reference was cool.
 

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Why grow your own produce when you can simply go to the local Wal-Mart and buy produce that's been grown in used soil, got 5000 miles on it, has been sprayed with a light wax preservative, exposed to ethylene to accelerate ripening, touched by 2 dozen people with varying degrees of sanitation habits, and has been sitting in the store for 6 days?

Riddle me that. . .
 

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Why keep a cow, when you can get clean fresh milk in the market place?


Because she didn't turn into a cow until it was too late.


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Keep several cows. Make them pay their own keep.

The end.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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