"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Why keep a cow, when you can get clean fresh milk in the market place?

ducaro

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To those who 'get' the statement...my question is why?
 
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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MikeYikes122

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Because the dairy department at most grocery stores is cold as hell, and that can be a b!tch to deal with if you're like me and you get cold easily.
 

Interceptor

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Lack of options?
Lack of attraction skills?
Low Self Esteem?
Feelings of unworthiness?
 

Victory Unlimited

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Because you're an animal lover? ...and you've grown really fond of ole' Bessie, maybe?

But here's a few follow up questions:

How easy is it to really get clean, fresh milk in the marketplace these days?????

And also, would you care to share with the rest of us where exactly it is that you shop? :crackup:
 

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If you are looking for clean, fresh milk then try Trader Joe's. You can't go wrong.

If you are looking for 'clean fresh milk', then its gotta be good ol' boobsville, the small wonder town. You can't go wrong again. Be nice to me, and i might give you the directions. :D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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insidious

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Cause I love her and I can't fathom the thought
of slicing her up and parceling her out.

But Ducaro, your strange interpretation of that old truism bends its meaning a lot. It sounds like Borat trying to say it.

In U.S: why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

See the subtle but important difference?
 

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You don't have to slice up a dairy cow to get milk.

And I LIKED the twist ducaro put on it. The "market" reference was cool.
 

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Why grow your own produce when you can simply go to the local Wal-Mart and buy produce that's been grown in used soil, got 5000 miles on it, has been sprayed with a light wax preservative, exposed to ethylene to accelerate ripening, touched by 2 dozen people with varying degrees of sanitation habits, and has been sitting in the store for 6 days?

Riddle me that. . .
 

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Why keep a cow, when you can get clean fresh milk in the market place?


Because she didn't turn into a cow until it was too late.


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Keep several cows. Make them pay their own keep.

The end.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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