"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Why keep a cow, when you can get clean fresh milk in the market place?

ducaro

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To those who 'get' the statement...my question is why?
 
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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MikeYikes122

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Because the dairy department at most grocery stores is cold as hell, and that can be a b!tch to deal with if you're like me and you get cold easily.
 

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Lack of options?
Lack of attraction skills?
Low Self Esteem?
Feelings of unworthiness?
 

Victory Unlimited

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Because you're an animal lover? ...and you've grown really fond of ole' Bessie, maybe?

But here's a few follow up questions:

How easy is it to really get clean, fresh milk in the marketplace these days?????

And also, would you care to share with the rest of us where exactly it is that you shop? :crackup:
 

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If you are looking for clean, fresh milk then try Trader Joe's. You can't go wrong.

If you are looking for 'clean fresh milk', then its gotta be good ol' boobsville, the small wonder town. You can't go wrong again. Be nice to me, and i might give you the directions. :D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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insidious

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Cause I love her and I can't fathom the thought
of slicing her up and parceling her out.

But Ducaro, your strange interpretation of that old truism bends its meaning a lot. It sounds like Borat trying to say it.

In U.S: why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

See the subtle but important difference?
 

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You don't have to slice up a dairy cow to get milk.

And I LIKED the twist ducaro put on it. The "market" reference was cool.
 

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Why grow your own produce when you can simply go to the local Wal-Mart and buy produce that's been grown in used soil, got 5000 miles on it, has been sprayed with a light wax preservative, exposed to ethylene to accelerate ripening, touched by 2 dozen people with varying degrees of sanitation habits, and has been sitting in the store for 6 days?

Riddle me that. . .
 

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Why keep a cow, when you can get clean fresh milk in the market place?


Because she didn't turn into a cow until it was too late.


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Keep several cows. Make them pay their own keep.

The end.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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