"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Why do you think this Chad-lite would MARRY a 654# mixed-race gal that is so obese that he has to wipe her a33?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Yuk! Well, it reminds me also of an episode of Dr. Phil a few years ago. It was a young man who dressed like a baby and acted like one, dressed like one when not at work. He wore diapers, hand fed, slept in an oversized crib, needed his arse to be wiped, whined, etc just like a baby. It's just some kind of hobby he had. His girlfriend put up with this as well and didn't seem to have a problem with it. She looked like HB7 low end if I recall. WTF makes a grown man want to act like a baby or a woman attracted to that behavior?From the same video that I had posted a bit earlier.
Why are people attracted to strange stuff?
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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