"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why Do They?

Disco

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I've had this happen a few times. I leave a girl a message, she calls me back and I'm not around my phone. On the message they will go into detail about where they were, the reason they weren't home. Why is this?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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DankNuggs

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THey either ignored your phone call and are making an excuse, or they want you to know there was a very legitimate reason why they couldn't talk to you. (high interest)

I don't think it necessarily indicates high interest versus low interest, it'd depend on the situation
 

Disco

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That's what I was thinking. I'm going to go with number 2 on this chick. She asked me to call her as soon as I got her message twice.
 

Sexy_Malibu

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Chicks just like to talk and talk and talk.

The only way to get them to shut up is to stick your **** in their mouths.

:D

Sorry... Just trying to fit in with the DJs. HA HA HA
 

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Ummm, sexy.....

Is there anywhere I can fit in?
:D
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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HEAVENLY FATHER

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Classic case of Over-analyzation

People do things for a lot of reasons.

It is a waste of valuable time and energy to try to figure out their motives, because no two people will have the same modus operandi... ya dig?
 
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