"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Why do they do this?

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When I fùck a woman I always push their legs up high against their belly and spread them out. Both to see the pùssy better and because I can't do normal missionary position. And ALL nine women I fùcked struggled against it. I always had to try repeatedly while trying to calm them down by telling them to be soft, be still, relax etc. It's fùcking tiresome and off-turning. Why do they do this? I did foreplay before doing this.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I will give you advice. Seek professional help before you hurt yourself or more importantly some one else. You are displaying irrational thought and response patterns and contributing little to this forum.
 
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spinich said:
I will give you advice. Seek professional help before you hurt yourself or more importantly some one else. You are displaying irrational thought and response patterns and contributing little to this forum.
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Fùck off
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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A typical non mature, limited capability response from a disturbed man child. Thank you for living up to my expectations.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I asked a question. Either give advice or fùck off, idiots.
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My advice? Grab some coarse sandpaper and then stroke your c0ck for an hour. Let us know how it feels.
 
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