nismo-4
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Da ugly or fatty will c**kblock you if you alienate her. That same chick don't give a f**k cuz she's used to turning people off with her looks. HBs are insecure.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
UGLY MANAGER= worst nightmareDonGorgon said:... Its like the fat girl gets to chose who the pretty ones f , date and marry...
Yeh ive seen it and it made me angry...LOLCr1msonKing said:I've watched a few episodes of Keys to the VIP on youtube(its about two dudes who face each other in a big club atmosphere and they try to fulfill the goals the show presents, usually to get a number, but sometimes body shots off of girls, isolate them, get them to kiss, by you a drink etc)
Its a good show, and one of the things you can actually see live, is when some of the guys ask the girl for the number, and he's got his back on the group, you can see the mother hen/protector/****block give little signals to the girl being asked about her phone number.
One of them was a side to side head movement, another one was a tongue out, etc.
Just a good show to watch if you like to sarge, I've learned a few things from the website.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.