nismo-4
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Da ugly or fatty will c**kblock you if you alienate her. That same chick don't give a f**k cuz she's used to turning people off with her looks. HBs are insecure.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
UGLY MANAGER= worst nightmareDonGorgon said:... Its like the fat girl gets to chose who the pretty ones f , date and marry...
Yeh ive seen it and it made me angry...LOLCr1msonKing said:I've watched a few episodes of Keys to the VIP on youtube(its about two dudes who face each other in a big club atmosphere and they try to fulfill the goals the show presents, usually to get a number, but sometimes body shots off of girls, isolate them, get them to kiss, by you a drink etc)
Its a good show, and one of the things you can actually see live, is when some of the guys ask the girl for the number, and he's got his back on the group, you can see the mother hen/protector/****block give little signals to the girl being asked about her phone number.
One of them was a side to side head movement, another one was a tongue out, etc.
Just a good show to watch if you like to sarge, I've learned a few things from the website.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.