MysteryWoman
Master Don Juan
Just curious why does some like Tiburon get banned and PRL get away it? Why practice double standards?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Why did he get banned?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Giovanni Casanova
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We usually don't discuss the reasons why certain people get banned. Usually, we don't have to -- their posts speak for themselves. Tiburon was an annoying little troll who spazzed out every time a moderator moved one of his threads. He was initially banned, but he came back as TiburonII. He proclaimed that he was Public Enemy #1 and "here to deliver the truths" to us all.
You know how sometimes it's fun to have an idiot around so you have someone to make fun of? TiburonII serves that role, but he only hangs around when people give him attention. He's an attention wh*re. Therefore, we haven't seen much of him. Still, TiburonII isn't banned.
As for PRL, some people like the guy. There's no accounting for taste. Me... I think he's like a retard on a field trip, but whatever. If you have something specific that's particularly objectionable, we'll take a look.
You know how sometimes it's fun to have an idiot around so you have someone to make fun of? TiburonII serves that role, but he only hangs around when people give him attention. He's an attention wh*re. Therefore, we haven't seen much of him. Still, TiburonII isn't banned.
As for PRL, some people like the guy. There's no accounting for taste. Me... I think he's like a retard on a field trip, but whatever. If you have something specific that's particularly objectionable, we'll take a look.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
lol
MysteryWoman
Master Don Juan
I haven't been around much but much lately was just curious. As for PRL I just ignore him, I leave it to you guys to decide whether or not you want to do something with him
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.