"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why can't we search 3 letter words?

Viper

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Yes, I'm just wondering why can't we search topics with letters less than 3 words? There are alot of things you cannot search because of this:
Don Juan
AFC
HB
Okay, not alot that I can think of right now, but these are commonly searched DJ terms that we cannot search for because they are under 3 words.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Because MySQL limits data base queries to 4 characters.

It's not a big deal and you'll live without being able to search for AFC. Get off the board every once in a while.
 

italostud

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It's common to all of the message boards that run off these kind of engines.
 

MetalFortress

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Originally posted by Vincent
Because MySQL limits data base queries to 4 characters.

It's not a big deal and you'll live without being able to search for AFC. Get off the board every once in a while.
This is the only vBulletin I've ever been to that can't search 3 characters. Stop making stuff up and pretending to be a big shot.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Vincent

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
This is the only vBulletin I've ever been to that can't search 3 characters. Stop making stuff up and pretending to be a big shot.
If you can even tell me what MySQL is I'll be impressed let alone the database query aspects of it. The base query is 4 characters. Although it is possible to rework the database to run on a 3 character queery but the response time would be much greater and frankly it's not worth it.

Cut the mod sass out MF. I know you hate us but you don't have to try and give us crap everytime we post.
 

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2 stars

Viper,

Use two stars.......(it should work)

ie:

*afc*

or

*sex*

cave dweller
 

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Those terms you mentioned are all so commonly used on this site, why would you even want to search for them? Almost every single thread would come up.
 
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