"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why can't we search 3 letter words?

Viper

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Yes, I'm just wondering why can't we search topics with letters less than 3 words? There are alot of things you cannot search because of this:
Don Juan
AFC
HB
Okay, not alot that I can think of right now, but these are commonly searched DJ terms that we cannot search for because they are under 3 words.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Vincent

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Because MySQL limits data base queries to 4 characters.

It's not a big deal and you'll live without being able to search for AFC. Get off the board every once in a while.
 

italostud

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It's common to all of the message boards that run off these kind of engines.
 

MetalFortress

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Originally posted by Vincent
Because MySQL limits data base queries to 4 characters.

It's not a big deal and you'll live without being able to search for AFC. Get off the board every once in a while.
This is the only vBulletin I've ever been to that can't search 3 characters. Stop making stuff up and pretending to be a big shot.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Vincent

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
This is the only vBulletin I've ever been to that can't search 3 characters. Stop making stuff up and pretending to be a big shot.
If you can even tell me what MySQL is I'll be impressed let alone the database query aspects of it. The base query is 4 characters. Although it is possible to rework the database to run on a 3 character queery but the response time would be much greater and frankly it's not worth it.

Cut the mod sass out MF. I know you hate us but you don't have to try and give us crap everytime we post.
 

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2 stars

Viper,

Use two stars.......(it should work)

ie:

*afc*

or

*sex*

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Those terms you mentioned are all so commonly used on this site, why would you even want to search for them? Almost every single thread would come up.
 
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