"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why can't old people just give it up

alphaace

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Ok here is my little rant. Im a soccer referee here in Florida, and im doing High School games this season. Since like 2006 or something they changed the rules to where that there are now THREE referee's on the field, all with whistle. I personally think this is the dumbest thing I've EVER heard of in soccer, the only plus is that everyone gets paid the same as the center referee, which is a good amount. A big drawback of this is that High Schools have the option to only request only two referee's if they do not wish to pay for three. Now tonight, I get the "pleasure" of referee'ing with only ONE other referee, WHO WILL BE TURNING 70 YEARS OLD ON DECEMBER 16th!!! Im not the one to be bashing old people, but you don't f*vking belong on a soccer field at 70 years old.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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DJDamage

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alphaace said:
Now tonight, I get the "pleasure" of referee'ing with only ONE other referee, WHO WILL BE TURNING 70 YEARS OLD ON DECEMBER 16th!!! Im not the one to be bashing old people, but you don't f*vking belong on a soccer field at 70 years old.
Why the fvck not? good for the old guy if he can still run around on the field and keep up with the younger guys.

No need for the hate.
 

Hockey Playa

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As much as i hate many characteristics of old people, i really find no fault at all in the situation you have described. You have to understand how boring retirement can be, and if he can make some money and get a little exercise why not? As long as he can perform his job competently i really do no see where you are coming from
 

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Taviii said:
Do Americans understand the offside rule?
Yes. But we have no idea what flopping is. Could probably use your help on that one.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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