"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Why can't old people just give it up

alphaace

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Ok here is my little rant. Im a soccer referee here in Florida, and im doing High School games this season. Since like 2006 or something they changed the rules to where that there are now THREE referee's on the field, all with whistle. I personally think this is the dumbest thing I've EVER heard of in soccer, the only plus is that everyone gets paid the same as the center referee, which is a good amount. A big drawback of this is that High Schools have the option to only request only two referee's if they do not wish to pay for three. Now tonight, I get the "pleasure" of referee'ing with only ONE other referee, WHO WILL BE TURNING 70 YEARS OLD ON DECEMBER 16th!!! Im not the one to be bashing old people, but you don't f*vking belong on a soccer field at 70 years old.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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DJDamage

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alphaace said:
Now tonight, I get the "pleasure" of referee'ing with only ONE other referee, WHO WILL BE TURNING 70 YEARS OLD ON DECEMBER 16th!!! Im not the one to be bashing old people, but you don't f*vking belong on a soccer field at 70 years old.
Why the fvck not? good for the old guy if he can still run around on the field and keep up with the younger guys.

No need for the hate.
 

Hockey Playa

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As much as i hate many characteristics of old people, i really find no fault at all in the situation you have described. You have to understand how boring retirement can be, and if he can make some money and get a little exercise why not? As long as he can perform his job competently i really do no see where you are coming from
 

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Taviii said:
Do Americans understand the offside rule?
Yes. But we have no idea what flopping is. Could probably use your help on that one.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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