Maria and Ana don’t want old looking middle eastern dude .
You know I would prefer a middle eastern woman over anybody right?
but problem is finding one who is not Muslim. I'm not going to get involved with anybody from that horrible religion
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Maria and Ana don’t want old looking middle eastern dude .
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
There's also more women than men in college, and more women than men in raw numbers in some places.I live near Chicago, which supposedly has tons of single girls but this graph doesn't mean anything. All it counts are unmarried women - it counts the female who is seeing 3 different guys from her social circle and has zero interest in you hitting on her as being single, which she is not.
This is one area where we can all agreebut problem is finding one who is not Muslim. I'm not going to get involved with anybody from that horrible religion
This is one area where we can all agree
It was a joke, you said bigdave's music was 'ghey', I could care less if Carl cox is gay or not.Why does his sexuality matter?
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Brb converting to allahmiddle eastern women are very underrated, some of the most beautiful in the world
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Let's see her private parts.Brb converting to allah
Nice but let's see it without the airbrush filtersmiddle eastern women are very underrated, some of the most beautiful in the world
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You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
You need to train your tranny spotting skill, it needs work fam.Looks like a tranny to me, those harsh angled features are not a bit of me.
She will make another fine addition to my collectionWhat the heck is she wearing? Looks like she is in training to be a Jedi or something.