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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Why are girls embarrassed of squirting?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
mrgoodstuff
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Because it's urine
Building_and_Loan
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Girls are embarrassed and self-conscious about everything about them, squirting is one of those things.
TheProspect
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In most cases, it's probably because they either are a) self-concious about being judged (for whatever reason) or b) they don't want to be responsible for soiled sheets when the euphoria of sex fades.
Maybe head down to your local mall and conduct a survey?
Maybe head down to your local mall and conduct a survey?
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Wtf, is that actually you in your profile pic?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
marmel75
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Cause a lot of guys don't like it.
I love it and have learned how to make virutally any woman squirt in under 10 minutes. And no it's not urine.
It's also like an orgasm times 1000 for a chick too...once you can make a woman squirt, she is a ball of putty in your hands.
wifehunter
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Buy her lots of beans burritos, for a laugh.
I dont think so. Maybe you fingered wrong place
Write a guide?
Bible_Belt
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The liquid is discharged from the fluid in the bladder, which you could call pee, except it takes a slightly different path when being expelled, and thus does not pick up all of the body waste that normal urine contains. That's why this argument rages on eternally. Is it pee? Yes and no. Both sides are correct.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
TheGambino
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A plate of mine laughs her brains out while swuirting They love the feeling no embarassement???
sazc
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Because it's not a subject that is EVER discussed in a sexual or medical capacity so when it happens the first time we think we have actually lost control of our bladders and get embarrassed and hope the guy doesn't think we just peed on him.
Then we leave the situation contemplating WTF did I just pee on him? And we are so confused we don't bring it up with our friends to resolve. I have never talked to my girlfriend's about this and they have never talked to me about it.
Eventually you hear about it second hand, in a magazine, on a website, erotica, and you think "hey, okay, maybe that is a normal thing!?" But you still don't have legitimate confirmation.
It would be different if young women were told "sometimes, when you are very sexually aroused, you may experience a rush of liquid .... Etc, etc, etc". Then, at least, we could associate it with a positive event.... "Oh, wow, he really does it for me"
But nope.
Make sense?
Then we leave the situation contemplating WTF did I just pee on him? And we are so confused we don't bring it up with our friends to resolve. I have never talked to my girlfriend's about this and they have never talked to me about it.
Eventually you hear about it second hand, in a magazine, on a website, erotica, and you think "hey, okay, maybe that is a normal thing!?" But you still don't have legitimate confirmation.
It would be different if young women were told "sometimes, when you are very sexually aroused, you may experience a rush of liquid .... Etc, etc, etc". Then, at least, we could associate it with a positive event.... "Oh, wow, he really does it for me"
But nope.
Make sense?
Mike32ct
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She's afraid that she might pee on you, or it feels like she might pee on you.
Milano
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But how important is the squirting in your sex life, or in general for a womans sex life?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I've never seen it like in the p*** movies. But then sometimes my sheets have been totally destroyed so I assume something different has happened. My favourite thing is when they have just a small orgasm to let them think that's it game over and then when they are nearly asleep go down on them and work until they are waking the neighbours with their squeals.
marmel75
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Try this position :
Lay on your back and have them like they are riding you, except get them in a squat position, with their feet flat and then put your hands under their thighs or butt to help support them. Raise them up to a level where you can get a full stroke in and out to where you almost come all the way out but not quite. Hold them at this level and then pump as hard and fast as you can in and out like a piston. If you are in good enough shape and can continue for long enough you will almost always get them to squirt. Keep pounding them through the squirt and it will spray up in the air and go over your head with the spray landing everywhere in between.
They will try and get off you and curl up into almost a fetal position a lot of times and be shaking sometimes from it...don't let them rest, you are about to be the guy they tell stories to their girlfriends about unbelievable orgasms for the rest of their lives...get on top of them, legs up on your shoulders, pillow under the small of their back right above their butt, wrists tight up against their hips holding them in place and proceed to pound them through the bed with long deep strokes are hard as you can and watch out for the devil claw marks and punches you will be getting thrown at you as they scream bloody murder...and keep cvmming in one long continuous orgasm.
On a side note, whatever you want after this you will get...anal...bl0wjobs...cvm on their face...swallowing...you just opened pandora's pleasure box for them
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marmel75
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Most women I have talked to said it was the most intense orgasm they have ever experienced, like it was 1000 orgasms in one
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.