Basically I got this waitress to like me at this establishment where I hang out. I had a issue with her co worker who we will refer to as A. She will be Kate and the 3rd girl I'll refer to Jane. Jane a is a dumbass. I told her that I offended A and now Kate thinks I was talking about her. Suggestions?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Why are girls dumb?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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Clarify it to Kate..?
youngmack
Master Don Juan
This is what you do.....
Take out your penis and put in on Jane's forehead,im telling you it WILL work.....Works everytime
Take out your penis and put in on Jane's forehead,im telling you it WILL work.....Works everytime
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What I would personally do is what I call "burn it into the ground". So if Kate thinks you were talking about her, instead of explaining myself, I would "roll with it" and continue "talking about her", except in a comedic way.
That's just me though.
That's just me though.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
how about DROP THE FVCKING DRAMA and move on! Be a man and extricate yourself from the situation until everything calms down!
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