seabreeze
Master Don Juan
Hot Ice you are one drunk mofo! No, it's pretty much been proven I'm a female. The NEW way to attack Seabreeze is to say that she's a lesbian. C'mon, keep up Hot Ice, you're falling behind!
SB
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Who's a sexy b---h?
- Thread starter seabreeze
- Start date
Hot Ice you are one drunk mofo! No, it's pretty much been proven I'm a female. The NEW way to attack Seabreeze is to say that she's a lesbian. C'mon, keep up Hot Ice, you're falling behind!
SB
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
And at least THIS one proved you are AW'ing here.Originally posted by seabreeze
No, it's pretty much been proven I'm a female. The NEW way to attack Seabreeze is to say that she's a lesbian. C'mon, keep up Hot Ice, you're falling behind!
SB
This thread has gone too far. 4 pages in what? 4 hours?
****.
If I'm drunk you don't know what being drunk means. And I ain't mofo.
This has been good entertainment though.
I'm heading to club.
Have a good night on the forums.
DJBen
Master Don Juan
I'm, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt , so sexy it hurts
... I was gonna let this thread die, but I got that tune in my head and had to revitalise it.
... I was gonna let this thread die, but I got that tune in my head and had to revitalise it.