seabreeze
Master Don Juan
Hot Ice you are one drunk mofo! No, it's pretty much been proven I'm a female. The NEW way to attack Seabreeze is to say that she's a lesbian. C'mon, keep up Hot Ice, you're falling behind!
SB
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Who's a sexy b---h?
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Hot Ice you are one drunk mofo! No, it's pretty much been proven I'm a female. The NEW way to attack Seabreeze is to say that she's a lesbian. C'mon, keep up Hot Ice, you're falling behind!
SB
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
And at least THIS one proved you are AW'ing here.Originally posted by seabreeze
No, it's pretty much been proven I'm a female. The NEW way to attack Seabreeze is to say that she's a lesbian. C'mon, keep up Hot Ice, you're falling behind!
SB
This thread has gone too far. 4 pages in what? 4 hours?
****.
If I'm drunk you don't know what being drunk means. And I ain't mofo.
This has been good entertainment though.
I'm heading to club.
Have a good night on the forums.
DJBen
Master Don Juan
I'm, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt , so sexy it hurts
... I was gonna let this thread die, but I got that tune in my head and had to revitalise it.
... I was gonna let this thread die, but I got that tune in my head and had to revitalise it.