ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
There is a God, and he is just! Down with the Evil Empire!!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Who will win the superbowl
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
My Name is Nobody
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YESSS!!! I bet my new girlfriend that the Giants would win (I was drunk) and now she owes me dinner, cash, and a lap dance.. THANK YOU NEW YORK!!!!! You came through for me.
Unbelieveable the patriots went from being the best team in history to the biggest chokes in history. 18-0 is for nothing. Your better off being 8-8 and winning the superbowl than 18-1 and not winning the superbowl.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
AFC Savior said:
I meant lamest halftime show ever.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Apparently, it aint obvious my magnetic friend! lolmagnet7 said:
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Bwahahahah!!!
Well, at least if my Packers had to go down it was to the team that ruined the Pats perfect season. Pretty boy Brady spent most of the game on his back, heheh,.. now he can go get breakfast in bed with the GF till training starts again, hahah! Maybe he can double up with Romo in Cabo now,...
Man,..for all the sh!t Pats fans were slinging this year this is awesome.
Well, at least if my Packers had to go down it was to the team that ruined the Pats perfect season. Pretty boy Brady spent most of the game on his back, heheh,.. now he can go get breakfast in bed with the GF till training starts again, hahah! Maybe he can double up with Romo in Cabo now,...
Man,..for all the sh!t Pats fans were slinging this year this is awesome.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
Guess I was wrong, but it was nice to see Manning get a superbowl win.
comic_relief
comic_relief
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Rollo Tomassi said:
Nothing worse than losing to a team you ran train on in the regular season. What stings, is the fact that the Packers are soo much better than the Giants. We'd have been Superbowl champs brother. Them's the breaks I guess. I'm not too worried though dude, we bring back basically the same team next year, only this time we have 23 million dollars in cap space to bring in a big free agent or two to fill those last little gaps. Provided Favre comes back, I'm predicting another deep run for us next year bro!
thefonz
Master Don Juan
The Pats beat themselves. I'm still in shock...
It was a total team meltdown at the worst possible time.
It was a total team meltdown at the worst possible time.
great win by the Giants. Certainly didn't expect that.
Have to say though that the Patriots did not choke though. Thats just silly. It was a close game throughout (largest lead by either team was 4 points) and the Giants made the plays when it really mattered at the end. Could easily have gone either way. Great game though.
If only Sameul had come down with that interception or Manning got sacked on THAT play
Have to say though that the Patriots did not choke though. Thats just silly. It was a close game throughout (largest lead by either team was 4 points) and the Giants made the plays when it really mattered at the end. Could easily have gone either way. Great game though.
If only Sameul had come down with that interception or Manning got sacked on THAT play