ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
There is a God, and he is just! Down with the Evil Empire!!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Who will win the superbowl
- Thread starter lookyoung
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
My Name is Nobody
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YESSS!!! I bet my new girlfriend that the Giants would win (I was drunk) and now she owes me dinner, cash, and a lap dance.. THANK YOU NEW YORK!!!!! You came through for me.
Unbelieveable the patriots went from being the best team in history to the biggest chokes in history. 18-0 is for nothing. Your better off being 8-8 and winning the superbowl than 18-1 and not winning the superbowl.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
AFC Savior said:
I meant lamest halftime show ever.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Apparently, it aint obvious my magnetic friend! lolmagnet7 said:
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Bwahahahah!!!
Well, at least if my Packers had to go down it was to the team that ruined the Pats perfect season. Pretty boy Brady spent most of the game on his back, heheh,.. now he can go get breakfast in bed with the GF till training starts again, hahah! Maybe he can double up with Romo in Cabo now,...
Man,..for all the sh!t Pats fans were slinging this year this is awesome.
Well, at least if my Packers had to go down it was to the team that ruined the Pats perfect season. Pretty boy Brady spent most of the game on his back, heheh,.. now he can go get breakfast in bed with the GF till training starts again, hahah! Maybe he can double up with Romo in Cabo now,...
Man,..for all the sh!t Pats fans were slinging this year this is awesome.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
Guess I was wrong, but it was nice to see Manning get a superbowl win.
comic_relief
comic_relief
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Rollo Tomassi said:
Nothing worse than losing to a team you ran train on in the regular season. What stings, is the fact that the Packers are soo much better than the Giants. We'd have been Superbowl champs brother. Them's the breaks I guess. I'm not too worried though dude, we bring back basically the same team next year, only this time we have 23 million dollars in cap space to bring in a big free agent or two to fill those last little gaps. Provided Favre comes back, I'm predicting another deep run for us next year bro!
thefonz
Master Don Juan
The Pats beat themselves. I'm still in shock...
It was a total team meltdown at the worst possible time.
It was a total team meltdown at the worst possible time.
great win by the Giants. Certainly didn't expect that.
Have to say though that the Patriots did not choke though. Thats just silly. It was a close game throughout (largest lead by either team was 4 points) and the Giants made the plays when it really mattered at the end. Could easily have gone either way. Great game though.
If only Sameul had come down with that interception or Manning got sacked on THAT play
Have to say though that the Patriots did not choke though. Thats just silly. It was a close game throughout (largest lead by either team was 4 points) and the Giants made the plays when it really mattered at the end. Could easily have gone either way. Great game though.
If only Sameul had come down with that interception or Manning got sacked on THAT play