ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
There is a God, and he is just! Down with the Evil Empire!!
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Who will win the superbowl
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
My Name is Nobody
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YESSS!!! I bet my new girlfriend that the Giants would win (I was drunk) and now she owes me dinner, cash, and a lap dance.. THANK YOU NEW YORK!!!!! You came through for me.
Unbelieveable the patriots went from being the best team in history to the biggest chokes in history. 18-0 is for nothing. Your better off being 8-8 and winning the superbowl than 18-1 and not winning the superbowl.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
AFC Savior said:
I meant lamest halftime show ever.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Apparently, it aint obvious my magnetic friend! lolmagnet7 said:
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Bwahahahah!!!
Well, at least if my Packers had to go down it was to the team that ruined the Pats perfect season. Pretty boy Brady spent most of the game on his back, heheh,.. now he can go get breakfast in bed with the GF till training starts again, hahah! Maybe he can double up with Romo in Cabo now,...
Man,..for all the sh!t Pats fans were slinging this year this is awesome.
Well, at least if my Packers had to go down it was to the team that ruined the Pats perfect season. Pretty boy Brady spent most of the game on his back, heheh,.. now he can go get breakfast in bed with the GF till training starts again, hahah! Maybe he can double up with Romo in Cabo now,...
Man,..for all the sh!t Pats fans were slinging this year this is awesome.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
Guess I was wrong, but it was nice to see Manning get a superbowl win.
comic_relief
comic_relief
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Rollo Tomassi said:
Nothing worse than losing to a team you ran train on in the regular season. What stings, is the fact that the Packers are soo much better than the Giants. We'd have been Superbowl champs brother. Them's the breaks I guess. I'm not too worried though dude, we bring back basically the same team next year, only this time we have 23 million dollars in cap space to bring in a big free agent or two to fill those last little gaps. Provided Favre comes back, I'm predicting another deep run for us next year bro!
thefonz
Master Don Juan
The Pats beat themselves. I'm still in shock...
It was a total team meltdown at the worst possible time.
It was a total team meltdown at the worst possible time.
great win by the Giants. Certainly didn't expect that.
Have to say though that the Patriots did not choke though. Thats just silly. It was a close game throughout (largest lead by either team was 4 points) and the Giants made the plays when it really mattered at the end. Could easily have gone either way. Great game though.
If only Sameul had come down with that interception or Manning got sacked on THAT play
Have to say though that the Patriots did not choke though. Thats just silly. It was a close game throughout (largest lead by either team was 4 points) and the Giants made the plays when it really mattered at the end. Could easily have gone either way. Great game though.
If only Sameul had come down with that interception or Manning got sacked on THAT play