"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Alright, Pats fanboyz can rest easy now.

Time for Brett to go to work.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Poonani Maker said:
chargers 30
giants 42
I'm sorry, what was I thinking? I meant to say this Pats 30
New York 42
 

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i see a lot of backpeddling sports chumps on this thread........cowboys gonna win!!! wait no, packers!!! wait no colts!!! wait no giants!!!

SHUT THE **** UP
 

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Newengland patriots will more than likely win the superbowl. believe it or not talent wise I feel the sandiego chargers are the better football team as are the indianapolis colts. But there coaching and there preparations put them over the top.

If NE and SD swapped coaches for next season SD beats them.

The only chance the Giants have is if Belichek had a heart attack, and even then I would take the Patriots.

Patriots 35 Giants 24
 

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Giants are going to win. Wait and see.

22-21
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Alright, I'll come back and take my medicine. I watched that damn game for 4 hours waiting for Favre to show up. I only saw him twice. Once when he connected with Driver and then when he predictably got picked in OT.

Enjoy your perfect season Pats. Peyton got his medicine. Baby Manning is next in line for his punishment.
 

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Rollo , Don't fret. Farve was there but the rest of his offensive line (Donald Driver and Donald Lee excluded) were frozen solid.

The poor guy had nose burn the entire first half for facing the wind. He's still the best quarterback ever. When the average career for a pro football player is 4 years this being his 22nd professional start, I'd have a hard time with anyone disagreeing with my argument.
 

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excuses excuses!!! the giants had to play in the same freezing weather as the packers did........goddamn, why is anyone surprised that the giants and patriots are in the superbowl

THEY ARE THE ONLY 2 TEAMS THAT ACTUALLY PLAYED THEIR STARTERS FOR 60 MINUTES IN THE FINAL GAME OF THE SEASON

and green bay, indy, dalls, tampa bay, and other saw what happens when you start resting all of your players in the last game - throws you outta rhythm for the playoffs, but the giants and patriots (especially the giants) gained some serious steam thanks to their regular season finally
 

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KarmaSutra said:
Rollo , Don't fret. Farve was there but the rest of his offensive line (Donald Driver and Donald Lee excluded) were frozen solid.

The poor guy had nose burn the entire first half for facing the wind. He's still the best quarterback ever. When the average career for a pro football player is 4 years this being his 22nd professional start, I'd have a hard time with anyone disagreeing with my argument.

Yeah I agree. Favre is a great QB, but you got to give him a break. I think the cold was getting to him. He's been playing a lot longer than most guys last in the pros and he's a little past his prime.
 

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excuses excuses!!! the giants had to play in the same freezing weather as the packers did........goddamn, why is anyone surprised that the giants and patriots are in the superbowl

THEY ARE THE ONLY 2 TEAMS THAT ACTUALLY PLAYED THEIR STARTERS FOR 60 MINUTES IN THE FINAL GAME OF THE SEASON

and green bay, indy, dalls, tampa bay, and other saw what happens when you start resting all of your players in the last game - throws you outta rhythm for the playoffs, but the giants and patriots (especially the giants) gained some serious steam thanks to their regular season finally

How cute. We have a frontrunner spouting off what he heard on SportCenter this morning while he was eating his Cheerios. He's just a limitless fountain of sports knowledge. :rolleyes:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Stupidest. Thread. Evar.

I can't believe this thread has gone on for so many pages, especially in such a Patriots-dominated year. Isn't it obvious who's going to win? I didn't post in this thread until now because I thought it was pointless. And the only reason I am posting now is to confirm that everyone who said anyone other than that Pats win it is officially delusional.
 

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Hehuh pfft, Tom Brady brings flowers to his Brazilian supermodel girlfriend's NY apartment = total AFC. It's in the Manning blood to win it. GO Giants!!
 

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Hehuh pfft, Tom Brady brings flowers to his Brazilian supermodel girlfriend's NY apartment = total AFC. It's in the Manning blood to win it. GO Giants!!
Wrong, what's wrong with awarding a loyal and awesome girlfriend? Seriously, you got the DJ principle all mixed up. There's a difference between supplicating and genuinely giving a gift. If Brady was an AFC his gf would have left him already.
 

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some of the chumps who posted on this thread, what do you have to say for yourselves now *****es???
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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