Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0116081moss1.htmlNip/Tuck said:At least Moss doesn't get in trouble off the field.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0116081moss1.htmlNip/Tuck said:At least Moss doesn't get in trouble off the field.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Bible_Belt said:
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I'm sorry, what was I thinking? I meant to say this Pats 30Poonani Maker said:chargers 30
giants 42
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
KarmaSutra said:Rollo , Don't fret. Farve was there but the rest of his offensive line (Donald Driver and Donald Lee excluded) were frozen solid.
The poor guy had nose burn the entire first half for facing the wind. He's still the best quarterback ever. When the average career for a pro football player is 4 years this being his 22nd professional start, I'd have a hard time with anyone disagreeing with my argument.
AFC Savior said:excuses excuses!!! the giants had to play in the same freezing weather as the packers did........goddamn, why is anyone surprised that the giants and patriots are in the superbowl
THEY ARE THE ONLY 2 TEAMS THAT ACTUALLY PLAYED THEIR STARTERS FOR 60 MINUTES IN THE FINAL GAME OF THE SEASON
and green bay, indy, dalls, tampa bay, and other saw what happens when you start resting all of your players in the last game - throws you outta rhythm for the playoffs, but the giants and patriots (especially the giants) gained some serious steam thanks to their regular season finally
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Wrong, what's wrong with awarding a loyal and awesome girlfriend? Seriously, you got the DJ principle all mixed up. There's a difference between supplicating and genuinely giving a gift. If Brady was an AFC his gf would have left him already.Poonani Maker said:Hehuh pfft, Tom Brady brings flowers to his Brazilian supermodel girlfriend's NY apartment = total AFC. It's in the Manning blood to win it. GO Giants!!
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.