Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
looks like my prediction might come true!I.A.F.Y.B. said:I'd like to see Seattle and New England
( Posted: 12-23-2007, 11:22 AM / on first page )
You are so wrong with the Jacksonville over Patriots. They threw everything they got against the Patriots and they lost. Look at what happened to them the following week. They were so worn out that they collapsed. :crackup: Seriously the only team that has the capability to beat the Patriots are the Colts. I hope the Chargers beat them and save us the trouble. I can't wait till LT gets abused and cry again like a b*tch on how "Patriots has no class" when Sean Merriman does steroids. :crackup: :crackup:KarmaSutra said:Shawn Alexander is 95% so I'm going Seahawks (I'd pick 'em anyway because I've been a fan since '88) over Packers. The Seahawks D will rip through and pummel Favre until he can't see straight. The only obstacle is the weather.
Jacksonville over the Patriots because they're foaming at the mouth for Brady.
Indianapolis over Charger fan strictly because of the rest they've had.
Giant fan over Cowboy fan for no reason other than I'm a bigger fan of the Giants moreso than the Cowboys.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Rollo Tomassi said:Puhleeze,...
A first week by Packers will school Seattle so long as Favre doesn't get injured. Trust me, the Packers know Holmgren and vice versa, but Green Bay's a better team.
Dallas takes NY so long as T.O. is back in and Romo isn't partying with strippers in Vegas the night before.
Colts over the Chargers. LT will be shut down and Colts offense is too much for SD.
Pats will bury Jacksonville and keep going for it on 4th down and punching it in for TDs long after it's a 42 to 10 game in the 3rd quarter just to scare the Colts.
Pats and the Packers in the Superbowl and Green Bay will go home with the trophy because God loves Farve and the 72 Dolphnins too much to see Tom Brady's big head get any bigger.
Yes, Rollo Tomassi knows how to lay down the smack.
AFC Savior said:are you fools ignoring the fact that Brady has won 3 superbowls in 6 years (bout to be 4 in 7), and Favre has won only ONE in like 15 years
whos god??? pink hat losers
ValleyDJing said:Are you ignoring the fact that Tom Shady is a cheater? Are you ignoring the fact that Brett Favre owns nearly every single QB record there is?
You lose.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Here's a definition of the word cheating, courtesy of dictionary.comAFC Savior said:Brady owns a few records already FYI biatch
wanna guess which ones??
Brady isnt a cheater, only an ignorant peice of shyt like you would still think that what Belicheck did with the camera guy is cheating
its BREAKING A RULE, but it wasnt CHEATING - there was no way to use what he taped during the game, and EVERYONE who has a ****ing brain knows that
ValleyDJing said:Here's a definition of the word cheating, courtesy of dictionary.com
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cheating
Notice where it says, "To act dishonestly." Last I checked breaking rules in order to gain an advantage was acting dishonestly aka cheating. Whether it was useful or not is irrelevant. Although if it wasnt, one has to wonder why Bill Bilicheat and the rest of the Patriots organization would risk losing a first round pick and half a million dollars for something that wouldn't help them....especially after they were put under the microscope for being caught TWO other times! The Patriots cheated and EVERYBODY with a brain f.ucking knows it!
Your team cheats, runs up the score, is full of dirty players (Rodney Harrison, Randy Moss, etc) and your coach is an pompous a.sshole who dresses like a bum. You root for a classless team with virtually no tradition or history that extends beyond the year 2001. That must be a bitter pill to swallow.
AFC Savior said:Randy Moss is dirty cuz he burns CB's and Safetys for touchdowns? how else is he dirty when compared to other receivers who score lots of TDs??
Wilfork is a dirty player, ur too dumb to even mention him cuz u are a FRAUD football fan, if u watch the games, then yes, Vince Wilfork on the patriots Defensive Line, he had a few dirty plays, and id otn respect that guy for it
Harrison isnt dirty, what did he ever do? HGH? he got suspended, great, lesson learned
you looking things up ona dictionary.com confirms what a geek you are, and u arent an "AZZHOLE" like u claim to be in your other posts, your just a FRAUD trying to act like an azzhole
PAtriots did not gain ANY advantage in taping signals from the sidelines........all teams tape signals anyway, its just taping from the sidelines is against the rules, and patriots broke that rule - but they still end up at the end of the game with the other team's signals, so they can study them, and STUDYING SIGNALS POST-GAME IS NOT ILLEGAL IN THE NFL!!!!
trust me, when the patriots beat other teams, it has nothing to do with cheating
you are just a YAHOO pinkhat packers fan whos only memory of packers success is beating the patriots in the 96 Superbowl behind Desmond Howard..........which team has been better since then??
LOSER GETS OWNED
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
You have no right to criticize Randy Moss, he is a record holder and future HALL OF FAMER! Yes catching over 1000 yards and 20 TD passes don't take hard work and skills. I don't know what team's d*ck you suck, but I bet your best wide receiver isn't anything compared to Moss. Oh yea the Oakland, he would have played if the QB didn't get sacked every snap. He didn't even get a chance to throw the damn ball to Moss. Look at him now? He is dedicated and doesn't complain at all.ValleyDJing said:Randy Moss is a classless loser who's damn lucky he can run fast and catch a football with considerable ability, because he would be flipping my burgers if he couldn't, especially with his attitude. Walking off on his team, half assing it in Oakland, squirting referree's with water bottles, bumping parking attendants with his car, mooning fans...yeah he's not dirty. You're a f.ucking idiot!
As for Harisson, Jesus Christ I wasn't even mentioning his little stint with steroids. But tell me, how many times has he been fined now by the NFL for illegal hits? Thats what I thought.
Unless your coach is just a dumbass, my question still stands. Why the f.uck would they tape signals if it wasn't helping them? Answer...they wouldn't. Get real man!
I also have one more little beef with your idiotic post. Your little "pinkhat" term whatever the f.uck that means....its not gonna catch on sorry.
:moon: < Look at me! I'm Randy Moss!
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.