"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Who will win the superbowl
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Deja Vu!!!
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Indy came close, and they had some of their star players sidelined.Skel said:
It's not that the Patriots are some godly team. They're just a very good team, and the rest of the league (except maybe the Colts) are a bunch of losers who play far below expectation. The NFL sucks this year.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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they have had 4 close games against the colts, ravens, eagles, and jets, which they all won
and they have had 10 blowout wins by 17 or more points (including like 4 games which they won by 30-45 points lol)
all these other teams like the colts, dallas, green bay, they have had way way way too many close wins (not to mentuon 2 losses a peice) to be considered close to the patriots
and for all you idiots out there, YES winning most of your games by blowouts and having a 16-0 season, DOES make you the best team in NFL history - both statistically, and logically
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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AFC Savior said:
Not if they don't win the superbowl. They won't, by the way.
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TyTe`EyEs said:
back up your statement u fool
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Your right but if they go 16-0 and lose in the AFC championship game to the colts than you can't say they are the best team in history. I would say a 12-4 team that wins the superbowl is better than a 16-0 team that does not.AFC Savior said:
Btw if I had to pick I would say NE wins it all. But the colts are very dangerous. They could upset them.
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lookyoung said:
sorry, im currently pissed at this moron Espi who posted on the "official 2007-2008 NFL thread", u can go read what he is saying on page 8
my bad for not clarifying, my whole statement about them being the best assumes that they steamroll through the playoffs (and they have no reason not to)
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
TyTe`EyEs
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Patriots 28, Cowboys 14
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But watch out for Jacksonville, given the way they're playing as of late ...
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.