"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Who will win the superbowl

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Please state two teams you think will go and predict the score. Than after the superbowl we will see if our picks came true.

NEWENGLAND 44 COWBOYS 31
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Skel said:
Must be crazy. Patriots can't be stopped.
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Indy came close, and they had some of their star players sidelined.

It's not that the Patriots are some godly team. They're just a very good team, and the rest of the league (except maybe the Colts) are a bunch of losers who play far below expectation. The NFL sucks this year.
 
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squirrels said:
Indy came close, and they had some of their star players sidelined.

It's not that the Patriots are some godly team. They're just a very good team, and the rest of the league (except maybe the Colts) are a bunch of losers who play far below expectation. The NFL sucks this year.
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Im just biased.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Still sticking with my pick with the patriots over the cowboys.
 
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you people keep forgetting the # of blowout wins the patriots have this year!!

they have had 4 close games against the colts, ravens, eagles, and jets, which they all won

and they have had 10 blowout wins by 17 or more points (including like 4 games which they won by 30-45 points lol)

all these other teams like the colts, dallas, green bay, they have had way way way too many close wins (not to mentuon 2 losses a peice) to be considered close to the patriots

and for all you idiots out there, YES winning most of your games by blowouts and having a 16-0 season, DOES make you the best team in NFL history - both statistically, and logically
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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AFC Savior said:
and for all you idiots out there, YES winning most of your games by blowouts and having a 16-0 season, DOES make you the best team in NFL history - both statistically, and logically
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Not if they don't win the superbowl. They won't, by the way.
 
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I'd like to see Seattle and New England
 
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and for all you idiots out there, YES winning most of your games by blowouts and having a 16-0 season, DOES make you the best team in NFL history - both statistically, and logically
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Your right but if they go 16-0 and lose in the AFC championship game to the colts than you can't say they are the best team in history. I would say a 12-4 team that wins the superbowl is better than a 16-0 team that does not.

Btw if I had to pick I would say NE wins it all. But the colts are very dangerous. They could upset them.
 
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lookyoung said:
Your right but if they go 16-0 and lose in the AFC championship game to the colts than you can't say they are the best team in history. I would say a 12-4 team that wins the superbowl is better than a 16-0 team that does not.

Btw if I had to pick I would say NE wins it all. But the colts are very dangerous. They could upset them.
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sorry, im currently pissed at this moron Espi who posted on the "official 2007-2008 NFL thread", u can go read what he is saying on page 8

my bad for not clarifying, my whole statement about them being the best assumes that they steamroll through the playoffs (and they have no reason not to)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The Colts will beat the Patriots in the AFC championship. I can't fvcking wait.
 
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I have been rooting for the Patriots all season long. The 15-0 Patriots have already outdone the 14-0 1972 Dolphins, and considering all the scoring records the Patriots have broken this year, and are about to, it's a rather good bet they will win. The only thing which has slowed down the Patriots is bad weather, but ironically that traditionally ensures their wins (they are 28-2 when the temperature drops below 40-degrees).

Patriots 28, Cowboys 14
 
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Pats 38, Cowboys 20.

But watch out for Jacksonville, given the way they're playing as of late ...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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