"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Who is up for a sosuave fantasy football league?

sexysuave

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Hey fellas,

I’m curious how many people on here are into fantasy football? I usually have a league with my friends every year (this year as well). But I’m also thinking if enough people on here are into it, we can also have a “sosuave fantasy football” this year and get a league going.

Respond here in this thread if you’re up for it, and if we have enough people interested, we’ll make it happen!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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sexysuave

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Ok, that's 3 of us so far... I'm a little surprised that more guys are not up for it, but I guess not too many people visit the "anything else" section.

If we get a few more people, we could start a 10 team league.

So, anyone else?
 

PDubb75

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Normally, I would be. But I have a couple leagues going already, plus I play in a different type of fantasy league that works more on a daily basis, so that takes up a lot more time than I'm willing to spend on this already... Sorry guys.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'd join, but it wouldn't be fair to the rest of you. You know, because I'm a baller...
 

sexysuave

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LOL, ok baller, I'll count you in...

This is more like it,, let's get a few more "ballers" :rockon:
 

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I'll play. We need to do a draft somewhat soon because the season opener is on the 8th of Sept.
 

sexysuave

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Excellent, I'll get the league set up today and send you guys invites. Anyone else wanna jump in?
 

sexysuave

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Ok guys, you should all have a private message with the league name and the password to join.. do it right away since the draft is set for tomorrow..

anyone else? We still have available slots.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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sexysuave

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The draft is at 03:00 PM Eastern time Today (Sunday, Aug 28th). So sign up right away and also if you are reading this last minute just send me a PM or respond here and I will send you the password and league name.
 

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what the fu/ck is fantasy football?
 

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Damn it, wish I had seen this thread earlier. Been playing FF since 1996! Maybe next year get a 12 team sosuave league going for people who will check their teams weekly and make trades and other transactions.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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