"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Who is up for a sosuave fantasy football league?

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Hey fellas,

I’m curious how many people on here are into fantasy football? I usually have a league with my friends every year (this year as well). But I’m also thinking if enough people on here are into it, we can also have a “sosuave fantasy football” this year and get a league going.

Respond here in this thread if you’re up for it, and if we have enough people interested, we’ll make it happen!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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sexysuave

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Ok, that's 3 of us so far... I'm a little surprised that more guys are not up for it, but I guess not too many people visit the "anything else" section.

If we get a few more people, we could start a 10 team league.

So, anyone else?
 

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Normally, I would be. But I have a couple leagues going already, plus I play in a different type of fantasy league that works more on a daily basis, so that takes up a lot more time than I'm willing to spend on this already... Sorry guys.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I'd join, but it wouldn't be fair to the rest of you. You know, because I'm a baller...
 

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LOL, ok baller, I'll count you in...

This is more like it,, let's get a few more "ballers" :rockon:
 

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I'll play. We need to do a draft somewhat soon because the season opener is on the 8th of Sept.
 

sexysuave

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Excellent, I'll get the league set up today and send you guys invites. Anyone else wanna jump in?
 

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Ok guys, you should all have a private message with the league name and the password to join.. do it right away since the draft is set for tomorrow..

anyone else? We still have available slots.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The draft is at 03:00 PM Eastern time Today (Sunday, Aug 28th). So sign up right away and also if you are reading this last minute just send me a PM or respond here and I will send you the password and league name.
 

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what the fu/ck is fantasy football?
 

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Damn it, wish I had seen this thread earlier. Been playing FF since 1996! Maybe next year get a 12 team sosuave league going for people who will check their teams weekly and make trades and other transactions.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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