"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Who here takes Vitamin C?

blinkwatt

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I'm looking into it,anything to help me gain muscle. Anyone taken it with "bad" side effects? How much a day do you take? When do you take it? I currently take a multi in the AM,nothing special just 100% of my daily value,but we all know that when you lift you could a little more then 100%.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Quiksilver

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I take two tablets(1g) every morning + plus a multivitamin...there's several other pills but I dont think they have vC in them.

So yeah, it can't hurt and every health/fitness program recommends it.
 

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Does vitamin C help gain muscle?? I always thought it just helped fight off colds and sickness.
 

Warboss Alex

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D_Master said:
Does vitamin C help gain muscle?? I always thought it just helped fight off colds and sickness.
yeah, but how much muscle are you gonna build if you're sick?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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