"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Who got some 'strange' last night?

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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horaholic

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Not drugs... sex. I've never heard drugs referred to as 'strange, ' but now that you mention it, they are more readily available now than ever. Lots of people are laid off of work, so they are slinging drugs to make ends meet.

Im referring to strange pvssy. Pvssy you've never hit before. It was NYE last night, and I want some FR's.
 

It's-Me

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Daddy The Pimp said:
Yesterday's night was horrible for me . I was drunk i could barely walk. Sh1t i hate alcohol.
Getting drunk is awesome man, unless you overdo it. Throwing up is probably the worse feeling the world, and I don't think I'll ever get drunk to that point AGAIN!
 

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Hah, no, but some fat 41 yr old tried to get me to go home with her and fvck. Not a sniff mate.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Daddy The Pimp

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Getting drunk is awesome man, unless you overdo it. Throwing up is probably the worse feeling the world, and I don't think I'll ever get drunk to that point AGAIN!
**** man , everything was spinning around me , my two wings were holding me and i puked maybe 3 times :(. In the bar that i was , there were 2 girls that i knew , im 100% sure i could pull them home. Also , the bar was pretty crowded , and there were a lot of other girls. When i went there , after maybe 30 minutes , things started spinning and i started to feel bad. I sat on the corner with my eyes closed :(. I could have had a great night. Instead , i puked 3 times , went home , felt asleep and woke up with terrible headache. I will never get that drunk again . NEVER EVER.
 

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**** man , everything was spinning around me , my two wings were holding me and i puked maybe 3 times :(. In the bar that i was , there were 2 girls that i knew , im 100% sure i could pull them home. Also , the bar was pretty crowded , and there were a lot of other girls. When i went there , after maybe 30 minutes , things started spinning and i started to feel bad. I sat on the corner with my eyes closed :(. I could have had a great night. Instead , i puked 3 times , went home , felt asleep and woke up with terrible headache. I will never get that drunk again . NEVER EVER.
I know that feeling.

It was a lot worse for me though. Once when I get home, my head start spinning like crazy and I pucked about 10 times. Than, I finally feel asleep and I woke up with a massive headache and continued pucking in the morning. I was on the couch for the whole day almost.

It's just one of those things that you have to experience to understand.
 

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Man... I was with this girl I've been talkin to puttin the moves on her and we get up and go to a dark corner of my buddies place... got her shirt off and pants down straight animalistic the both of us.. people walking by and **** not knowin we're there decide to go upstairs to get some lovin and my buddies notice us and start cat calling and talkin, it puts her ASD up hardcore she called her girl and got a ride outta there at four in the mornin.. bastards!:cuss:

I'll get her though.
 

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damn.

reading stories like this gives me mixed feelings

dunno whether to feel inspired or gutted for myself
 

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best friend makes move on me STRANGE?

last night was strange because one of my best friends (HB 8.5) made a drunken stupor move on me. A couple months back I thought she was hot but after we hung out a couple times I was digging her as a good friend but she just wasn't my type.

Anyways, she's definitely been my best friend for the past couple of months which is awesome cause she's introduced me to a bunch of her friends, who I've actually liked and hooked up with. She knows I'm really into one of her friends. She also has crazy good wing woman game.

So after the stroke of midnight, all of our friends were huggin and kissing each other. She was nowhere to be found. I figured she'd found herself a piece of ass for herself and thought nothing of it. When she found me later she said, "take me downstairs and give me a kiss." I was honestly shocked because I had turned off my sexual vibe to this girl. We ended up making out all night and she stayed the night at my place but as we were hooking up I didn't think it was right to hookup. While we were hooking up I told her it was wrong we were hooking up and that she's my best friend. She simply responded back to me "you don't like me?" and "I can see myself having a family with you." I was thinking jeez RELAXXXXXXXX. I didn't want things to be weird with her so I didn't have sex with her.

Anyways, I really want things to go back to the status quo i.e. her has my best friend and nothing more but I'm afraid we've crossed the line.

Any thoughts?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Heres a thought...Make your posts relevant to the topic. 225 views on this and not ONE f-close story about last night? Wow.

I like HalfAddicts story! That sucks dude!
 

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i hooked up with a girl i used to work with... does that qualify as strange?

didn't get to the bar till 11:30 cuz i passed out from 5-10 after work yesturday... got to one of the only free bars around here (most were charging at least $20 to get in), and bam... there she was (her bodies a 10, but her face is only about a 6)... she was drunk and with her female friends; she was excited to be able to hang all over a guy in front of them... so danced with her... kissed her at midnight... 20 minutes later... in her car (mine isn't tinted)... couldn't bust, she got one and then she kept telling me to bust (DEMANDING IT!).. but told her i can bust a lot easier in a bed; don't normally get off in cars... blzhzay blah she keeps demanding it (i'm annoyed now)... i'm using a condom... so i just fake it... she's pleased... i'm not... but i guess that qualifies...
 

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I had to work, but started the night off with this girl i met at the bar a few weeks ago. Couldn't get rid of her! and I wanted to. Not my type at all... finally was able to ditch her
 

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It's-Me said:
Getting drunk is awesome man, unless you overdo it. Throwing up is probably the worse feeling the world, and I don't think I'll ever get drunk to that point AGAIN!

i get hammered in mid december got home pretty wasted and just fall sleep. then i wake up in the middle of the night only to throw up twice (from my bed to the floor ) and i fall back to sleep . next day i look at the floor and pairs of sneakers are all covered in puke. luckily that was the only thing in the floor..

... but i promise myself this is the last time i would get wasted to that point..
i drank in dec 30 and did not get wasted the 31 i was not feeling like drinking at all.

the only bad thing is that i have broke that promise 3 times now
 
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