"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Who got some 'strange' last night?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Im referring to strange pvssy. Pvssy you've never hit before. It was NYE last night, and I want some FR's.
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
**** man , everything was spinning around me , my two wings were holding me and i puked maybe 3 timesIt's-Me said:
. In the bar that i was , there were 2 girls that i knew , im 100% sure i could pull them home. Also , the bar was pretty crowded , and there were a lot of other girls. When i went there , after maybe 30 minutes , things started spinning and i started to feel bad. I sat on the corner with my eyes closed . I could have had a great night. Instead , i puked 3 times , went home , felt asleep and woke up with terrible headache. I will never get that drunk again . NEVER EVER.I know that feeling.Daddy The Pimp said:**** man , everything was spinning around me , my two wings were holding me and i puked maybe 3 times
It was a lot worse for me though. Once when I get home, my head start spinning like crazy and I pucked about 10 times. Than, I finally feel asleep and I woke up with a massive headache and continued pucking in the morning. I was on the couch for the whole day almost.
It's just one of those things that you have to experience to understand.
HalfAddict
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reading stories like this gives me mixed feelings
dunno whether to feel inspired or gutted for myself
crazymedstudent
Don Juan
last night was strange because one of my best friends (HB 8.5) made a drunken stupor move on me. A couple months back I thought she was hot but after we hung out a couple times I was digging her as a good friend but she just wasn't my type.
Anyways, she's definitely been my best friend for the past couple of months which is awesome cause she's introduced me to a bunch of her friends, who I've actually liked and hooked up with. She knows I'm really into one of her friends. She also has crazy good wing woman game.
So after the stroke of midnight, all of our friends were huggin and kissing each other. She was nowhere to be found. I figured she'd found herself a piece of ass for herself and thought nothing of it. When she found me later she said, "take me downstairs and give me a kiss." I was honestly shocked because I had turned off my sexual vibe to this girl. We ended up making out all night and she stayed the night at my place but as we were hooking up I didn't think it was right to hookup. While we were hooking up I told her it was wrong we were hooking up and that she's my best friend. She simply responded back to me "you don't like me?" and "I can see myself having a family with you." I was thinking jeez RELAXXXXXXXX. I didn't want things to be weird with her so I didn't have sex with her.
Anyways, I really want things to go back to the status quo i.e. her has my best friend and nothing more but I'm afraid we've crossed the line.
Any thoughts?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
bukowski_merit
Master Don Juan
didn't get to the bar till 11:30 cuz i passed out from 5-10 after work yesturday... got to one of the only free bars around here (most were charging at least $20 to get in), and bam... there she was (her bodies a 10, but her face is only about a 6)... she was drunk and with her female friends; she was excited to be able to hang all over a guy in front of them... so danced with her... kissed her at midnight... 20 minutes later... in her car (mine isn't tinted)... couldn't bust, she got one and then she kept telling me to bust (DEMANDING IT!).. but told her i can bust a lot easier in a bed; don't normally get off in cars... blzhzay blah she keeps demanding it (i'm annoyed now)... i'm using a condom... so i just fake it... she's pleased... i'm not... but i guess that qualifies...
It's-Me said:
i get hammered in mid december got home pretty wasted and just fall sleep. then i wake up in the middle of the night only to throw up twice (from my bed to the floor ) and i fall back to sleep . next day i look at the floor and pairs of sneakers are all covered in puke. luckily that was the only thing in the floor..
... but i promise myself this is the last time i would get wasted to that point..
i drank in dec 30 and did not get wasted the 31 i was not feeling like drinking at all.
the only bad thing is that i have broke that promise 3 times now