SmooveMooves
Master Don Juan
Yooo,
Just a quick little experience that just happened-
So I'm taking a nap (Gotta get my beauty rest you know, gotta stay gorgeous) and someone dares to call during it and interrupt. I figure it HAD to be important you know, cause no one calls anymore, everything is done through text. So I pick myself up, and glance at my phone, unknown number, so I take a risk and answer and this is the conversation that followed, word for word.
Her: Hiiiiii Smoove {Sultry Voice}
Smoove: Who the fvck is this? {Very calmly}
Her: Wow.... you smoke weed?
Smoove: If you know Smoove, then you know Smoove doesn't partake in such activities.
Her: Do you know where I can get some?
Smoove: Sure.
Her: Can you bring it to me?
Smoove: [insert laugh] No, why, where are you?
Her: (Somewhere Far as fvck from me)
Smoove: [Insert Laugh] You're crazy as fvck, its cold as fvck outside.
Her: Please, I'll give you head.
Smoove: [Insert gut-busting laugh]
Her: If you thought I was serious, you're insane.
Smoove: Oh please, you would give me head just because I am Smoove just like you told me before. (I now know who she is, and what she's up to)
Voice in Background: What the **** -Insert standard HB Name-?!
Her: I don't know what he's talking about! {Whisper}
Voice in Background: Well whatever, tell him him you'll get freaky if he brings the weed
Her: (Repeats)
Smoove: What? no no no, not interested, don't want anymore of that loose moose pvssy. Appreciate the offer. {Sincerely}
Her: Well I was just-----
*I hangup mid-sentence*
This chick was a smoking....I mean smoking, ONS I had after a crazy party, at the time, my game wasn't tight enough to keep her, but im amazed she kept my number after all this time, i no longer had hers. And I bet mula her boyfriend doesn't say anything about the fact that I piped that chick like Mario. She's gorgeous, so I'm sure some pandering beta orbiter definetly will bring her & her boyfriend some grade A+ Mary Jane (Cannibus for the people who live under rocks)
I find it funny how she just thought she was going to use me, or for that matter, use anyone to benefiit her and that dude.Definetly an experience to share. Hahaha, she's still LQ.
WHO DO THESE HOES THINK THEY KIDDING?
Just a quick little experience that just happened-
So I'm taking a nap (Gotta get my beauty rest you know, gotta stay gorgeous) and someone dares to call during it and interrupt. I figure it HAD to be important you know, cause no one calls anymore, everything is done through text. So I pick myself up, and glance at my phone, unknown number, so I take a risk and answer and this is the conversation that followed, word for word.
Her: Hiiiiii Smoove {Sultry Voice}
Smoove: Who the fvck is this? {Very calmly}
Her: Wow.... you smoke weed?
Smoove: If you know Smoove, then you know Smoove doesn't partake in such activities.
Her: Do you know where I can get some?
Smoove: Sure.
Her: Can you bring it to me?
Smoove: [insert laugh] No, why, where are you?
Her: (Somewhere Far as fvck from me)
Smoove: [Insert Laugh] You're crazy as fvck, its cold as fvck outside.
Her: Please, I'll give you head.
Smoove: [Insert gut-busting laugh]
Her: If you thought I was serious, you're insane.
Smoove: Oh please, you would give me head just because I am Smoove just like you told me before. (I now know who she is, and what she's up to)
Voice in Background: What the **** -Insert standard HB Name-?!
Her: I don't know what he's talking about! {Whisper}
Voice in Background: Well whatever, tell him him you'll get freaky if he brings the weed
Her: (Repeats)
Smoove: What? no no no, not interested, don't want anymore of that loose moose pvssy. Appreciate the offer. {Sincerely}
Her: Well I was just-----
*I hangup mid-sentence*
This chick was a smoking....I mean smoking, ONS I had after a crazy party, at the time, my game wasn't tight enough to keep her, but im amazed she kept my number after all this time, i no longer had hers. And I bet mula her boyfriend doesn't say anything about the fact that I piped that chick like Mario. She's gorgeous, so I'm sure some pandering beta orbiter definetly will bring her & her boyfriend some grade A+ Mary Jane (Cannibus for the people who live under rocks)
I find it funny how she just thought she was going to use me, or for that matter, use anyone to benefiit her and that dude.Definetly an experience to share. Hahaha, she's still LQ.
WHO DO THESE HOES THINK THEY KIDDING?
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