Who do these H0es think they are?

[SmooveMooves]

Yooo,

Just a quick little experience that just happened-

So I'm taking a nap (Gotta get my beauty rest you know, gotta stay gorgeous) and someone dares to call during it and interrupt. I figure it HAD to be important you know, cause no one calls anymore, everything is done through text. So I pick myself up, and glance at my phone, unknown number, so I take a risk and answer and this is the conversation that followed, word for word.

Her: Hiiiiii Smoove {Sultry Voice}

Smoove: Who the fvck is this? {Very calmly}

Her: Wow.... you smoke weed?

Smoove: If you know Smoove, then you know Smoove doesn't partake in such activities.

Her: Do you know where I can get some?

Smoove: Sure.

Her: Can you bring it to me?

Smoove: [insert laugh] No, why, where are you?

Her: (Somewhere Far as fvck from me)

Smoove: [Insert Laugh] You're crazy as fvck, its cold as fvck outside.

Her: Please, I'll give you head.

Smoove: [Insert gut-busting laugh]

Her: If you thought I was serious, you're insane.

Smoove: Oh please, you would give me head just because I am Smoove just like you told me before. (I now know who she is, and what she's up to)

Voice in Background: What the **** -Insert standard HB Name-?!

Her: I don't know what he's talking about! {Whisper}

Voice in Background: Well whatever, tell him him you'll get freaky if he brings the weed

Her: (Repeats)

Smoove: What? no no no, not interested, don't want anymore of that loose moose pvssy. Appreciate the offer. {Sincerely}

Her: Well I was just-----
*I hangup mid-sentence*

This chick was a smoking....I mean smoking, ONS I had after a crazy party, at the time, my game wasn't tight enough to keep her, but im amazed she kept my number after all this time, i no longer had hers. And I bet mula her boyfriend doesn't say anything about the fact that I piped that chick like Mario. She's gorgeous, so I'm sure some pandering beta orbiter definetly will bring her & her boyfriend some grade A+ Mary Jane (Cannibus for the people who live under rocks)

I find it funny how she just thought she was going to use me, or for that matter, use anyone to benefiit her and that dude.Definetly an experience to share. Hahaha, she's still LQ.


WHO DO THESE HOES THINK THEY KIDDING?

 

[SeymourCake]

These hoes trying to use their vagina for power. lol

Good job.

 

[Valentino14]

Troll

 

[Dgwizdal]

Piped that chick like Mario. I'm usin that

 

[VladPatton]

"i piped that chick like mario" --funniest line I've read on SS in a while!

 

[djthiago1]

Nice work!

 

[GotED?]

Maybe she was using that weed excuse to contact you?

Anything is possible in a Hamster Brain.

Exodus

 

[SmooveMooves]

Maybe she was using that weed excuse to contact you?

Anything is possible in a Hamster Brain.

Exodus

Nah, wishful thinking, I believe it was her boyfriend or whoever she was fvcking at the time speaking in the backround telling her what to say, hence the BJ offer.

Sounds like to me her and the Guy wanted to get high and she was calling through her contacts, trying to find some beta who pedastalized her to bring them some reefer.

Still amazes me, don't know who the fvck that chick thinks she is, its like -2 degrees where I am and I guarantee somebody she called tonight brought her some magic dragon wayyyy out to wherever the fvck she is.

 

[adam225]

You should of just told her - "FVCK OFF, go and find someone that's stupid and desperate and enough to fall flat at your feet" *put phone down*

She would of loved that. :crackup:

 

[SmooveMooves]

You should of just told her - "FVCK OFF, go and find someone that's stupid and desperate and enough to fall flat at your feet" *put phone down*

She would of loved that. :crackup:

I wanted to...., but I wanted the Guy in the background to know I slayed that chick more.

Call it spite or what you will. LOL