"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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who are you ?

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met a women on boat had lot of fun dancing/kissing
exchanged numbers ,she has my number saved
texted after week and i get response

Who are you ?

is this Siht test ?
how do you respond,dont want to qualify myself
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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sounds like she deleted your number too me... no tests involved

Just tell her who you are and go from there
 
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have you ever responded im xyz and then you got no response ?
she clearly told she was on boat for sxual networking
 
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no biggie, it's already passed now so who cares, but when I send the first text, it is usually along the lines of:

"Hey monkey nuts (or whatever nickname or funny thing I mentioned to her when I met her), was fun at XXXXXXX. When r u free to go eat some banana's / hunt some buffalo / do some grecko roman wrestling / (in general do something completely ridiculous)?

Lemme know - Yuppaz"

I'll text that the next day after meeting so they can save my number and know they won't be bored to tears by me. Then if I call / text later to set the date, they know it's me.

Think that she just doesn't know who you are. Not a test at all. Say something like "Loved the tonsil hockey on the boat, when r u free to do it on dry land...lol - truthistruth"
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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just re-read your post, respond with "It's your friend from the boat, we're going to mutiny and take the boat to the bahama's...need to meet up at X at X time to plan our attack"
 
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