"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Who are you kidding?

DrBeard

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I've noticed on lots of posts here all you guys claim you're really good looking and know everything about women and about being a Don Juan. So why the hell are you spending so much time on the net, posting in this board?

Either you're kidding yourselves about how good looking you are or you aren't good at charming women.

Seems strange to me that so many amazing looking guys need to crowd in one place and that place just so happens to be a board which gives dating/women tips to men. Hmmm...

My excuse for being here: I'm ugly and I'm weird. :) What's yours?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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WhAcKeD!

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My excuse? Well my excuse is that a past relationship failure got me so desperate to look for an internet site about attracting women so I could make her realize what she has lost, and yes, I am rediculously good looking (Zoolander) lol.
 
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To help ugly and weird guys!! :)
 

tristan22

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I'm good looking and i suck at picking up women, that's why i'm here!

...can someone post my photos for some people to realize, some good looking guys have just as much trouble as everyone else.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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drumr2

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Regardless of how you look, if you feel like a worthless piece of crap, that's all that matters.
 

Omega

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To polish my game.

I use to be up the friends ladder all the time (yes I am attractive), because of my personality. I was hiding myself thinking the AFC way was the way to get girls, since I saw it happening all around me (school, etc). Though, after finding this I knew that my intentions were right all along.
 

tactic

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Originally posted by R3N3GAD3
To polish my game.

I use to be up the friends ladder all the time (yes I am attractive), because of my personality. I was hiding myself thinking the AFC way was the way to get girls, since I saw it happening all around me (school, etc). Though, after finding this I knew that my intentions were right all along.
Haha so agreed there.
 

Austin Allegro

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Because being a DJ is about constant improvement. You can be very good looking and have great game but still need 'continuing professional development'. Does Tiger Woods stop practicing his golf strokes because he's the best in the world - no.
 
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