"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Who´s your idol when it comes to being a man?

diplomatic_lies

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On that note, I think Augustus, adopted child of Julius Caesar, was a pretty cool dude.

Despite the fact he was young, naive, and inexperienced, he managed to consolidate his power position, crush his far-more-experienced enemies, and turn the Roman Republic into a one-man dictatorship.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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hmm, lets see, frank sinatra, my great great great great great grandfather who used to rob Turkish weddings for a living, popeye, and of course my old man.
 

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Marquis de Sade

and maybe Caligula...

except, without the "endulging in dudes and little boys" part.

(but I'm pretty hedonistic)
 

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Vincent said:
Am I the only one who sees the contradiction in this?
No you're not. I noticed it also...along with his signature. "For gold, God, and glory!" Athiest huh? Ooookayy. Athiesm is stupid anyways.

I'd have to say Shaun Alexander or Brett Favre. Shaun Alexander I just have to respect him because of the role model he presents to young kids, he doesn't fall into the stereotypical star athlete role. Brett Favre is just a badass, 2 hundred and how many consecutive starts now? Wow! Neither of them fit into the stereotypical stars.

But pretty much I tought myself how to be a man, gettin money, how to act, how to carry myself and such.
 
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Don't hijack the thread with religious BS seriously it screws everything up and someone will close the thread it cuz it's "POLITICAL!" and it's BORING.

My heros are Clint Eastwood, Julius Ceaser, James Bond, Tyler Durden...but I gotta say my favorite is def Fedor Emelianenko Pride-UFC Fighter (AKA The Last Russian Emperor) Record 25-1, Current Heavy Weight Champ! seriously the best fighter ever he's got everything (Striking, Grappling, Submissions) and can kick ANYONE'S ASS including Tyson and Bruce Lee in their prime cuz he trains like a madman.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Julius Caesar, Seqen and both sons(Egyptian Pharoh, who took back all of Egypt from the Hyksos invaders during the Second Intermediate period Circa 2060 BCE), anyone from the Rat Pack, Clint Eastwood, Indiana Jones, Han Solo, and many others.

comic_relief
 

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Ronaldinho.

Loves life, never stops smiling doing his job. Does what he loves and lives to do! Is not one bit conceited, and still gets embarassed when someone gives him a positive comment. Is nice to everyone. Hasnt gone all out trying to perfect his teeth and his image, but is happy how he is. Not to mention, he is the best damn football player on the planet!
 

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No one chose Don Juan? Interesting. His history is a little unclear, and many have a different take on him.

Maybe its just nostalgia, but Sean Connery as James Bond: Pvssy Galore anyone?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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