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Pick one that you would like the best. The situation is to happen one time only.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Which sexual situation would you rather be in?
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
johnmich
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Jessica Alba, and I'd record it too, just so I could brag about it
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Krak
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Well I don't have a oneitis anymore, I'll have to go with alba.
S1NN3R
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Option 4, but if I'm giving up the Alba for them, they have to be twins, not just sisters if they're only 7.5. If they were higher, say 8.5+, tehn they could get away with not being twins.
Put Jessica Biel or Kate Beckinsale on the list and the choice changes though.
Put Jessica Biel or Kate Beckinsale on the list and the choice changes though.
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DarkLight said:
There you have proof that oneitis makes no sense whatsoever ;-)
I picked the sisters, but i might be biased because i almost pulled this off irl, but instead my friend ran off with one of them and is currently in the process of developing oneitis over her so she's off limits now.... ugh, dumbass!
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
The Bad Ass Canadian
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Jessica alba IS my oneitis.....
Vulpine
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I have a list of things to do, a sister and her mom are on there still. The one-itis was crossed off, as was the sisters. Jessica Alba was never on there.
MetalFortress
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The oneitis. It's a lot less fun without the emotional connection, so if I had a oneitis, I'd pick her.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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I think this poll has the record for number of votes In ONE day
I chose the sexual situation that I have already experienced... is that wrong?
No, I didn't choose my oneitis, I would have had to choose that twice.
In ONE dayI chose the sexual situation that I have already experienced... is that wrong?
No, I didn't choose my oneitis, I would have had to choose that twice.
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I'd choose oneitis.
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I would have to pick my One-itis. Just so I could Fvck her, get over her, then head to Jessica Alba's house. :rockon:
T Money
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Jessica Alba is a slut, she's probably been with 30+guys.
My one-itis has only been with 3, I like that better.
Plus she a hottie too!!
My one-itis has only been with 3, I like that better.
Plus she a hottie too!!
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I've only had 2 one-itis's before I got a clue (thank you sosuave). Past that since i've been self improving I have found myself regretting missed opportunities.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.