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Pick one that you would like the best. The situation is to happen one time only.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Which sexual situation would you rather be in?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
johnmich
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Jessica Alba, and I'd record it too, just so I could brag about it
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Krak
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Well I don't have a oneitis anymore, I'll have to go with alba.
S1NN3R
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Option 4, but if I'm giving up the Alba for them, they have to be twins, not just sisters if they're only 7.5. If they were higher, say 8.5+, tehn they could get away with not being twins.
Put Jessica Biel or Kate Beckinsale on the list and the choice changes though.
Put Jessica Biel or Kate Beckinsale on the list and the choice changes though.
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DarkLight said:
There you have proof that oneitis makes no sense whatsoever ;-)
I picked the sisters, but i might be biased because i almost pulled this off irl, but instead my friend ran off with one of them and is currently in the process of developing oneitis over her so she's off limits now.... ugh, dumbass!
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
The Bad Ass Canadian
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Jessica alba IS my oneitis.....
Vulpine
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I have a list of things to do, a sister and her mom are on there still. The one-itis was crossed off, as was the sisters. Jessica Alba was never on there.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
The oneitis. It's a lot less fun without the emotional connection, so if I had a oneitis, I'd pick her.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
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I think this poll has the record for number of votes In ONE day
I chose the sexual situation that I have already experienced... is that wrong?
No, I didn't choose my oneitis, I would have had to choose that twice.
In ONE dayI chose the sexual situation that I have already experienced... is that wrong?
No, I didn't choose my oneitis, I would have had to choose that twice.
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I'd choose oneitis.
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I would have to pick my One-itis. Just so I could Fvck her, get over her, then head to Jessica Alba's house. :rockon:
T Money
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Jessica Alba is a slut, she's probably been with 30+guys.
My one-itis has only been with 3, I like that better.
Plus she a hottie too!!
My one-itis has only been with 3, I like that better.
Plus she a hottie too!!
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I've only had 2 one-itis's before I got a clue (thank you sosuave). Past that since i've been self improving I have found myself regretting missed opportunities.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.