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Pick one that you would like the best. The situation is to happen one time only.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Which sexual situation would you rather be in?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
johnmich
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Jessica Alba, and I'd record it too, just so I could brag about it
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Krak
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Well I don't have a oneitis anymore, I'll have to go with alba.
S1NN3R
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Option 4, but if I'm giving up the Alba for them, they have to be twins, not just sisters if they're only 7.5. If they were higher, say 8.5+, tehn they could get away with not being twins.
Put Jessica Biel or Kate Beckinsale on the list and the choice changes though.
Put Jessica Biel or Kate Beckinsale on the list and the choice changes though.
Socialreject
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DarkLight said:
There you have proof that oneitis makes no sense whatsoever ;-)
I picked the sisters, but i might be biased because i almost pulled this off irl, but instead my friend ran off with one of them and is currently in the process of developing oneitis over her so she's off limits now.... ugh, dumbass!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
The Bad Ass Canadian
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Jessica alba IS my oneitis.....
Vulpine
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I have a list of things to do, a sister and her mom are on there still. The one-itis was crossed off, as was the sisters. Jessica Alba was never on there.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
The oneitis. It's a lot less fun without the emotional connection, so if I had a oneitis, I'd pick her.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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I think this poll has the record for number of votes In ONE day
I chose the sexual situation that I have already experienced... is that wrong?
No, I didn't choose my oneitis, I would have had to choose that twice.
In ONE dayI chose the sexual situation that I have already experienced... is that wrong?
No, I didn't choose my oneitis, I would have had to choose that twice.
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I'd choose oneitis.
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I would have to pick my One-itis. Just so I could Fvck her, get over her, then head to Jessica Alba's house. :rockon:
T Money
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Jessica Alba is a slut, she's probably been with 30+guys.
My one-itis has only been with 3, I like that better.
Plus she a hottie too!!
My one-itis has only been with 3, I like that better.
Plus she a hottie too!!
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I've only had 2 one-itis's before I got a clue (thank you sosuave). Past that since i've been self improving I have found myself regretting missed opportunities.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.