"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Which of these times was I closest to losing my virgnity?

Where was I closest to getting laid?

  • Girl 1

    Votes: 9 50.0%
  • Girl 2

    Votes: 8 44.4%
  • Girl 3

    Votes: 1 5.6%

  • Total voters
    18

Demystify

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I know none of these are anywhere near sex, but I'm curious as to which of these three times were the closest, as in which one I had the most potential of getting laid.

Girl 1: I madeout with her at a bathroom at a party. She wrapped her legs around me as we were making out. This was probably the hottest makeout session I've had as well as the most massive erection I've gotten with a girl.

Girl 2: I madeout with her on a balcony at a party. She told me I didn't know how to kiss a girl but she still ended up showing me how and ended up grabbing my **** and let me put my hands on her vagina area.

Girl 3: I madeout with her in a booth at a bar. We shared drags of a cigarette as we locked tongues. This was probably the longest makeout session I've had and also probably had the most elaborate kiss interaction.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Flabbergasped?

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All 3.

You should have just brought them back to your place with this: "Let's go back to my place/room/house."

If she's making out with you hardcore, she'll probably say yes.

If I had to pick one, I'd say girl 1 because it was at a party, party girls are usually pretty easy.
 

oakraiderz2

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Use your hands next time and you wont have to ask this question.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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thederekeffect1

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lmao @ better then dead. Mean and uncalled for, but still funny.

You had a good chance with both Girl 1 and Girl 2. Not so sure about Girl 3. If I had to choose, Girl 2. She obviously wanted something from you that was more then a make out session.
 

AKA FLEX

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Who cares? Until your thunder pole breaks through the hole, you're still a V. Go find Girl 4, spread her legs and go to town.
 

saber

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imo girl 2

When I was really bad with women I would always be pushing the makeout and completely out of the normal rythem/acting desperite compounded with inexperience....

When you start to make out with a chick stop after the first 3 seconds and then say...." what do you think your doing?" or "your not getting laid"

Then start flirting/talking with her but not making out a lot...


Which of these times were you having the most fun and being patient for the inevitable?
 

Juan_Man

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Definitely Girl #1 because you had her in a bathroom. Her legs were wrapped around your body. All you had to do was remove your belt.

Go find Girl #4!
 

Demystify

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betterthandead said:
You do know that incestual passion with your sister is disgusting.
Well, I don't get the joke and at any rate I don't have a sister so you got lucky.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Dust 2 Dust

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I'd say the bathroom chick, but remember to always wear a condom. A friend of mine got chylmedia from a ONS he met at a party.
 
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