"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Which of these times was I closest to losing my virgnity?

Where was I closest to getting laid?

  • Girl 1

    Votes: 9 50.0%
  • Girl 2

    Votes: 8 44.4%
  • Girl 3

    Votes: 1 5.6%

  • Total voters
    18

Demystify

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I know none of these are anywhere near sex, but I'm curious as to which of these three times were the closest, as in which one I had the most potential of getting laid.

Girl 1: I madeout with her at a bathroom at a party. She wrapped her legs around me as we were making out. This was probably the hottest makeout session I've had as well as the most massive erection I've gotten with a girl.

Girl 2: I madeout with her on a balcony at a party. She told me I didn't know how to kiss a girl but she still ended up showing me how and ended up grabbing my **** and let me put my hands on her vagina area.

Girl 3: I madeout with her in a booth at a bar. We shared drags of a cigarette as we locked tongues. This was probably the longest makeout session I've had and also probably had the most elaborate kiss interaction.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Flabbergasped?

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All 3.

You should have just brought them back to your place with this: "Let's go back to my place/room/house."

If she's making out with you hardcore, she'll probably say yes.

If I had to pick one, I'd say girl 1 because it was at a party, party girls are usually pretty easy.
 

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Use your hands next time and you wont have to ask this question.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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thederekeffect1

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lmao @ better then dead. Mean and uncalled for, but still funny.

You had a good chance with both Girl 1 and Girl 2. Not so sure about Girl 3. If I had to choose, Girl 2. She obviously wanted something from you that was more then a make out session.
 

AKA FLEX

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Who cares? Until your thunder pole breaks through the hole, you're still a V. Go find Girl 4, spread her legs and go to town.
 

saber

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imo girl 2

When I was really bad with women I would always be pushing the makeout and completely out of the normal rythem/acting desperite compounded with inexperience....

When you start to make out with a chick stop after the first 3 seconds and then say...." what do you think your doing?" or "your not getting laid"

Then start flirting/talking with her but not making out a lot...


Which of these times were you having the most fun and being patient for the inevitable?
 

Juan_Man

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Definitely Girl #1 because you had her in a bathroom. Her legs were wrapped around your body. All you had to do was remove your belt.

Go find Girl #4!
 

Demystify

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betterthandead said:
You do know that incestual passion with your sister is disgusting.
Well, I don't get the joke and at any rate I don't have a sister so you got lucky.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Dust 2 Dust

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I'd say the bathroom chick, but remember to always wear a condom. A friend of mine got chylmedia from a ONS he met at a party.
 
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