"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Which of these times was I closest to losing my virgnity?

Where was I closest to getting laid?

  • Girl 1

    Votes: 9 50.0%
  • Girl 2

    Votes: 8 44.4%
  • Girl 3

    Votes: 1 5.6%

  • Total voters
    18

Demystify

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I know none of these are anywhere near sex, but I'm curious as to which of these three times were the closest, as in which one I had the most potential of getting laid.

Girl 1: I madeout with her at a bathroom at a party. She wrapped her legs around me as we were making out. This was probably the hottest makeout session I've had as well as the most massive erection I've gotten with a girl.

Girl 2: I madeout with her on a balcony at a party. She told me I didn't know how to kiss a girl but she still ended up showing me how and ended up grabbing my **** and let me put my hands on her vagina area.

Girl 3: I madeout with her in a booth at a bar. We shared drags of a cigarette as we locked tongues. This was probably the longest makeout session I've had and also probably had the most elaborate kiss interaction.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Flabbergasped?

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All 3.

You should have just brought them back to your place with this: "Let's go back to my place/room/house."

If she's making out with you hardcore, she'll probably say yes.

If I had to pick one, I'd say girl 1 because it was at a party, party girls are usually pretty easy.
 

oakraiderz2

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Use your hands next time and you wont have to ask this question.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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thederekeffect1

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lmao @ better then dead. Mean and uncalled for, but still funny.

You had a good chance with both Girl 1 and Girl 2. Not so sure about Girl 3. If I had to choose, Girl 2. She obviously wanted something from you that was more then a make out session.
 

AKA FLEX

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Who cares? Until your thunder pole breaks through the hole, you're still a V. Go find Girl 4, spread her legs and go to town.
 

saber

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imo girl 2

When I was really bad with women I would always be pushing the makeout and completely out of the normal rythem/acting desperite compounded with inexperience....

When you start to make out with a chick stop after the first 3 seconds and then say...." what do you think your doing?" or "your not getting laid"

Then start flirting/talking with her but not making out a lot...


Which of these times were you having the most fun and being patient for the inevitable?
 

Juan_Man

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Definitely Girl #1 because you had her in a bathroom. Her legs were wrapped around your body. All you had to do was remove your belt.

Go find Girl #4!
 

Demystify

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betterthandead said:
You do know that incestual passion with your sister is disgusting.
Well, I don't get the joke and at any rate I don't have a sister so you got lucky.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Dust 2 Dust

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I'd say the bathroom chick, but remember to always wear a condom. A friend of mine got chylmedia from a ONS he met at a party.
 
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