"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Which do you prefer sex wise?

Which do you prefer sex wise?


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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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If she has a nice butt, anal, can't beat the tightness. Anal > BJ > Vag.
Depends upon the vagina. Anal is only tight at the ring at the entrance. The colon has no structural integrity.

There are different vagina's. The tightest I was in had 4 rings in the "barrel", she could contract each ring individually like a trumpet player. In the vagina there are different textures ( it can be velvet, bumpy, etc ) and different viscosities. It's designed by nature for sex.
 

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I do love it all. But a good BJ with balls is amazing. Eating good slight delicate pu$$y is awesome and such a turn on.
 

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Many girls can't give good head without being told what to do. "Hands off" is a common command.

All girls can get fvcked though.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Face fvcking is fun, especially when she gags and chokes up spit. One of the few advantages of having an average sized d!ck is being able to face fvck pretty much any girl. Same goes for anal.

Cvmming in her mouth is a dilemma; it's so much more impactful to cvm on her face or at least on her tongue, but instinctually I grab the back of her head and push my c0ck right down her throat at zero hour. It's like I have to fight the urge to do it.

Cvm dodging girls are the worst. Next.
 

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Face fvcking is fun, especially when she gags and chokes up spit. One of the few advantages of having an average sized d!ck is being able to face fvck pretty much any girl. Same goes for anal.

Cvmming in her mouth is a dilemma; it's so much more impactful to cvm on her face or at least on her tongue, but instinctually I grab the back of her head and push my c0ck right down her throat at zero hour. It's like I have to fight the urge to do it.

Cvm dodging girls are the worst. Next.
When I was younger I had this girl that loved to be face fvcked. We would get drunk and she would beg for it.
 

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All girls dream of being degraded. The fake saintly religious ones most of all.

I like to surprise a girl with a can of squirty cream when visiting her. Get her to jack me off with one hand and shake up the can with the other, sets a good rhythm. I remember one girl years ago said "give me some cream then..." when I cvmmed in her outstretched hands and ordered her to lick it up. I was feeling fluffy after cvmming and obliged, and she obeyed. Before that she screamed "that's COLD!!" when I sprayed the cream up her a$$ and made her poop it out and lick it off the floor.

The floor was clean lol.

Today I'd make her lick up my guff without any sweetener. The reward should always follow her submissive deed, never precede it.

Fvcking a girl versus a floor to ceiling window is fun & subversive if people below can see you both. I've never cvmmed on the window itself though and made her lick it up. Hotel windows aren't clean typically.
 

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Depends upon the vagina. Anal is only tight at the ring at the entrance. The colon has no structural integrity.

There are different vagina's. The tightest I was in had 4 rings in the "barrel", she could contract each ring individually like a trumpet player. In the vagina there are different textures ( it can be velvet, bumpy, etc ) and different viscosities. It's designed by nature for sex.
True, but I always find more stimulation through anal and oral. @CopperHead has a point. Unless you guide them, the BJs aren't the best. Face****ing is always my preferred method for oral sex. Going to have to disagree with the munching on the puzzy. I am not into that sh!t. Besides, I am usually able to get them to squirt vaginally and through hand motion. A combo of both seems to work well. Still love the anal. I just find a lot of women who've had other bro's in them, which is fine, are a lot looser than the butt. The vag is supposed to go back to it's original shape, but I really need to go deep on have her on her side for me to get enough sensation to climax. Perhaps it's me, or perhaps I get bored of sex more often with the same woman. Not sure. Always down for a good face fvck though. Which is weird, as the throat is not as tight as the vag. So, it's strange.
 

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Force her ankles behind her head or at least rest them on your shoulders. Allows deeper penetration especially if you bring your face to hers. It's easier to draw a picture lol.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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BJs, FF & DT look hot in porn. But I’ve found them disappointing IRL. I don’t eat Pvssy. I have a big dic, so all Pvssy feels tight to me. Anal seems meh. Don’t like poo-poo.
 

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BJs, FF & DT look hot in porn. But I’ve found them disappointing IRL. I don’t eat Pvssy. I have a big dic, so all Pvssy feels tight to me. Anal seems meh. Don’t like poo-poo.
You obviously haven't had a true deep-throat BJ. John Holmes was deepthroated to the balls back in the day by the star from "Deep throat" and there was a nother lady. Lexington Steele has been deepthroated all the way to the base. So has Mandigo.

A good BJ feels great. It's a great side piece or foreplay to good sex.
 

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Well.
You obviously haven't had a true deep-throat BJ. John Holmes was deepthroated to the balls back in the day by the star from "Deep throat" and there was a nother lady. Lexington Steele has been deepthroated all the way to the base. So has Mandigo.

A good BJ feels great. It's a great side piece or foreplay to good sex.
. The girls that did me weren’t pros like these porn stars. Maybe a really skilled DT queen would be amazing. My experience with the ‘amateurs’ was meh. None of them ever got the last inch in.
 

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Well.


. The girls that did me weren’t pros like these porn stars. Maybe a really skilled DT queen would be amazing. My experience with the ‘amateurs’ was meh. None of them ever got the last inch in.
Well.


. The girls that did me weren’t pros like these porn stars. Maybe a really skilled DT queen would be amazing. My experience with the ‘amateurs’ was meh. None of them ever got the last inch in.
My ex was doing it back starting in 2001. She tought her self on me. They get control of the throat so it won't gag and its like a vagina in there lol. So she'll bury it deep in her mouth.
Then the head presses against her esophagus. She'll press it further in till the head and top part of my shaft pass into the esophagus. It's tight and warm. Often at orgasm shed pull me deepest and rhythmically strum my c0ck with her throat muscles as she was draining it. Head that good is a great option to have at home.

Back then true deepthroat wasn't that common even in porn so you feel kinda special.

Kinda like a snake swallows and works it down with the muscles.
 
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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