"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Which city is the poorest:)

e-lie

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What city is d poorest city in 2006 I heard that miami is the poorest city (which comes to know surprise I live there:).What city now claims the tittle.?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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speakeasy

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The poorest places are in the deep south I believe. Detriot and Flint I always hear bad about too.
 

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It would help if you first defined your terms better. What exactly do you mean by "city" and "poorest?" Is a geographic area or small town a "city" or do you mean only major urban areas? How do you define "poor?" Is is by median incomes, or by a different measure, like the Fed's "poverty line?" There are other factors, too, like unemployment, crime, and welfare recipient stats that closely correlate with poverty.
 

War Against Betaism

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For the big cities it's by far Detroit.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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shaunuk

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not sure why a "what's the poorest city" question prompts people to start reeling off American cities. There's other countries in the world yer know, and there's no way an American city holds that title

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_world's_poorest_city

apparently :)
 

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shaunuk said:
not sure why a "what's the poorest city" question prompts people to start reeling off American cities. There's other countries in the world yer know, and there's no way an American city holds that title

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_world's_poorest_city

apparently :)
I'm surprised it was Potosi, Bolivia. I thought it would be some place in Haiti.
 

War Against Betaism

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shaunuk said:
not sure why a "what's the poorest city" question prompts people to start reeling off American cities. There's other countries in the world yer know, and there's no way an American city holds that title

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_world's_poorest_city

apparently :)
People like me just assumed that because the original post mentioned Miami was the poorest city in 2006, and I doubt Miami was any poorer than any of the other cities outside of America.
 

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yeah fair enough, thought you meant the whole world cause there's a lot of nationalities on here :)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I don't know where you found Miami at #1 but it's been Detroit or Cleveland the past 3-4 years. Miami was #5 in 2006, but is also the 3rd most expensive to live in so it depends on what statistics people use. But the US Census defines 'poorest' as the highest percentage of people living below the poverty line. And Detroit wins that by a landslide at 33.8%. Cleveland is 2nd at 29.5%.

But for what it's worth, Miami is #1 in road rage, #1 worst to be a sports fan, and #1 worst real estate market.

Detroit is #1 in violent crime, #2 in unemployment, #1 worst for raising kids, #1 angriest, #1 worst to own a dog, #1 worst for sleep, #1 worst high school graduation rate, #1 most expensive to own a car, and #1 in STD rates.

I'm sure there's a lot of other bad stuff in Miami but it was a lot harder to find than Detroit haha.
 
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