taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Watch your step...
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Master Don Juan
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It basically match the chart of migrations coming into the european union, I finally found out which criteria che european commission established to let people in.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
There's your idyllic libertarian world of the future - we'll all be walking through sh!t. Government regulation and intervention is the only way to fix the problem.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/2017/08/toilet-defecate-outdoors-stunting-sanitation/
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/2017/08/toilet-defecate-outdoors-stunting-sanitation/
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Macaframalama
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Beats squatting to p!ss as you progressives would have it, fruit loop.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I'm sick of your little man-crush on me, you fat, dumb hillbilly - we both know I would beat your ass if we ever met in person.
Macaframalama
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LOL! Oh you would, would ya? Be sure to bring those balls, that big brother keeps in a pretty, little jar with ya, homegirl.
logicallefty
Moderator
@Macaframalama @Bible_Belt Fellas please take your sparing match to PM. This is a thread I would like to comment in without having to close it. 
winning!
The reason we are not having to cr@p outdoors in the USA is because of guys like these in this Youtube video. It's only 5:27 of your time to watch. My hat really goes off to these guys who do this kind of work. I wish I had the skills to do this.
winning!The reason we are not having to cr@p outdoors in the USA is because of guys like these in this Youtube video. It's only 5:27 of your time to watch. My hat really goes off to these guys who do this kind of work. I wish I had the skills to do this.
backseatjuan
Banned
This fvcking thing is misleading. I live in Russia, outside city, in a two story house, I have a regular toilet, onto which you sit your ass down, and do your thing, and on my property there is still an old out house, with a hole. Both toilet (and shower and kitchen) and the out house wash into a stream, down a mountain, eventually into the sea. I suppose to have a ceptic tank, but at the moment I do not. So if I sit my butt down on a toilet, do I take a sh1t outside or inside?
Also, I have a hard time believing that people in Africa and other places, sh1t in the woods. Most likely they too have an out house.
Also, I have a hard time believing that people in Africa and other places, sh1t in the woods. Most likely they too have an out house.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
"Your flush is our rush"@Macaframalama @Bible_Belt Fellas please take your sparing match to PM. This is a thread I would like to comment in without having to close it.
The reason we are not having to cr@p outdoors in the USA is because of guys like these in this Youtube video. It's only 5:27 of your time to watch. My hat really goes off to these guys who do this kind of work. I wish I had the skills to do this.
logicallefty
Moderator
If I only loved my job half that much..."Your flush is our rush"
There must be some pride in it. A woman I knows husband works at the sewer plant in medium size city near me. He does the nasty stuff there. She brags and says “The sh!t might hit the fan someday, but as long as sh!t is hitting the bottom of your toilet my husband will always have a job and our family will always be fed”. She Really respects him and what he does. I’m kind of jealous actually I wouldn’t mind having his job, and her! lol But the work he does takes mechanical skills well beyond mine.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
I don't know if I could handle the raw sewage aspect, as in a way I'm a cleanliness kind of guy, although I have no problem getting filthy working on cars or one of my various restoration projects.
I love how this guy is able to innovate and invent contraptions and get paid for it. That would be the ultimate job for me minus the sewage.
I love how this guy is able to innovate and invent contraptions and get paid for it. That would be the ultimate job for me minus the sewage.