taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Watch your step...
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Beats squatting to p!ss as you progressives would have it, fruit loop.There's your idyllic libertarian world of the future - we'll all be walking through sh!t. Government regulation and intervention is the only way to fix the problem.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/2017/08/toilet-defecate-outdoors-stunting-sanitation/
I'm sick of your little man-crush on me, you fat, dumb hillbilly - we both know I would beat your ass if we ever met in person.Beats squatting to p!ss as you progressives would have it, fruit loop.
LOL! Oh you would, would ya? Be sure to bring those balls, that big brother keeps in a pretty, little jar with ya, homegirl.I'm sick of your little man-crush on me, you fat, dumb hillbilly - we both know I would beat your ass if we ever met in person.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
"Your flush is our rush"@Macaframalama @Bible_Belt Fellas please take your sparing match to PM. This is a thread I would like to comment in without having to close it.winning!
The reason we are not having to cr@p outdoors in the USA is because of guys like these in this Youtube video. It's only 5:27 of your time to watch. My hat really goes off to these guys who do this kind of work. I wish I had the skills to do this.
If I only loved my job half that much..."Your flush is our rush"
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