taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Watch your step...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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Master Don Juan
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It basically match the chart of migrations coming into the european union, I finally found out which criteria che european commission established to let people in.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
There's your idyllic libertarian world of the future - we'll all be walking through sh!t. Government regulation and intervention is the only way to fix the problem.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/2017/08/toilet-defecate-outdoors-stunting-sanitation/
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/2017/08/toilet-defecate-outdoors-stunting-sanitation/
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Macaframalama
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Beats squatting to p!ss as you progressives would have it, fruit loop.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I'm sick of your little man-crush on me, you fat, dumb hillbilly - we both know I would beat your ass if we ever met in person.
Macaframalama
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LOL! Oh you would, would ya? Be sure to bring those balls, that big brother keeps in a pretty, little jar with ya, homegirl.
logicallefty
Moderator
@Macaframalama @Bible_Belt Fellas please take your sparing match to PM. This is a thread I would like to comment in without having to close it. 
winning!
The reason we are not having to cr@p outdoors in the USA is because of guys like these in this Youtube video. It's only 5:27 of your time to watch. My hat really goes off to these guys who do this kind of work. I wish I had the skills to do this.
winning!The reason we are not having to cr@p outdoors in the USA is because of guys like these in this Youtube video. It's only 5:27 of your time to watch. My hat really goes off to these guys who do this kind of work. I wish I had the skills to do this.
backseatjuan
Banned
This fvcking thing is misleading. I live in Russia, outside city, in a two story house, I have a regular toilet, onto which you sit your ass down, and do your thing, and on my property there is still an old out house, with a hole. Both toilet (and shower and kitchen) and the out house wash into a stream, down a mountain, eventually into the sea. I suppose to have a ceptic tank, but at the moment I do not. So if I sit my butt down on a toilet, do I take a sh1t outside or inside?
Also, I have a hard time believing that people in Africa and other places, sh1t in the woods. Most likely they too have an out house.
Also, I have a hard time believing that people in Africa and other places, sh1t in the woods. Most likely they too have an out house.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
"Your flush is our rush"@Macaframalama @Bible_Belt Fellas please take your sparing match to PM. This is a thread I would like to comment in without having to close it.
The reason we are not having to cr@p outdoors in the USA is because of guys like these in this Youtube video. It's only 5:27 of your time to watch. My hat really goes off to these guys who do this kind of work. I wish I had the skills to do this.
logicallefty
Moderator
If I only loved my job half that much..."Your flush is our rush"
There must be some pride in it. A woman I knows husband works at the sewer plant in medium size city near me. He does the nasty stuff there. She brags and says “The sh!t might hit the fan someday, but as long as sh!t is hitting the bottom of your toilet my husband will always have a job and our family will always be fed”. She Really respects him and what he does. I’m kind of jealous actually I wouldn’t mind having his job, and her! lol But the work he does takes mechanical skills well beyond mine.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
I don't know if I could handle the raw sewage aspect, as in a way I'm a cleanliness kind of guy, although I have no problem getting filthy working on cars or one of my various restoration projects.
I love how this guy is able to innovate and invent contraptions and get paid for it. That would be the ultimate job for me minus the sewage.
I love how this guy is able to innovate and invent contraptions and get paid for it. That would be the ultimate job for me minus the sewage.